steveskeggy
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- Joined
- Jul 4, 2011
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- S55 AMG
So whats it like owning a Mercedes Benz?
Dont know about anyone else, but this is my theory...
Imagine having a girlfriend or a wife, who just happens to be a supermodel.
She is absolutely beautiful, but she also will clean the house, do the dishes without moaning, not drag you around the bloody supermarket three times a week, and walks the dog every day.
In fact she is perfect in every way..
However....
Evey now and again, just as you are settled and think nothing could be better, she gets hold of a baseball bat and bashes you around the head, then when you are on the ground in pain she steals your wallet, empties it, takes your cash card and empties your bank account just for fun.
But you put up with this, because every so often, for a brief and valuable few seconds, everything falls into place, she is perfect, and the nookie is terrific!
At the moment, mine is standing over me with her stilettos digging into my trouser sausage, pointing at my credit cards and shouting "GIVE".
Dont know about anyone else, but this is my theory...
Imagine having a girlfriend or a wife, who just happens to be a supermodel.
She is absolutely beautiful, but she also will clean the house, do the dishes without moaning, not drag you around the bloody supermarket three times a week, and walks the dog every day.
In fact she is perfect in every way..
However....
Evey now and again, just as you are settled and think nothing could be better, she gets hold of a baseball bat and bashes you around the head, then when you are on the ground in pain she steals your wallet, empties it, takes your cash card and empties your bank account just for fun.
But you put up with this, because every so often, for a brief and valuable few seconds, everything falls into place, she is perfect, and the nookie is terrific!
At the moment, mine is standing over me with her stilettos digging into my trouser sausage, pointing at my credit cards and shouting "GIVE".