Stag weekend advice

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  1. Edd1968

    Edd1968 Hardcore MB Enthusiast

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    Got a pal who's gone down to Newcastle for a stag weekend with 14 other blokes (oh god imagine the carnage! )
    A mutual friend posted some advice to him on fb that is the funniest advice I've heard in ages...

    "... Don't add to the population.
    Don't reduce the population.
    Don't do anything that puts you on FB, the papers or jail.
    If you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly!..."

    That last one just made me fall about laughing.
    (they're ex-coppers) :)
     
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  2. WDB124066

    WDB124066 MB Club Veteran

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    There is a lot to be said about having it in a closed venue - rent a castle, farm, cottage in the mountains and make it a weekend affair, roasts, ale and buxom lasses all in one out of the way place.....

    Nurses on standby. :):)
     
    Last edited: Mar 15, 2019
  3. Rorywquin

    Rorywquin Hardcore MB Enthusiast

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    I went to my son's stag in Lisbon. Very civilised affair - they were all accountants and lawyers.....his future father-in-law and yours truly were the worst behaved of the bunch.:eek:
     
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