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My parents have a matching pair of Honda Jazz. Yes two of them! My Dad has a silver one and my Mom has a brown one! They absolutely love them.
I'd be shit scared if I saw your mother in a BROWN Jazz at a T junction.
 
They also reported a lucky spot when they discovered a screw in the front tyre. I expressed surprise that the tyre pressure warning hadn’t sounded only to be told that it had - 4 times - but they had ignored it and reset it each time.

As mum proudly told me that it was only good fortune that dad had spotted said screw when cleaning the car! Ermmmmm....what about the four warnings?!!!

I could go on....but the point is jazz drivers are a nightmare. Avoid!!

Reminds me of my late stepfather. After a burglary (when he found the burglar in his sitting room!!) he installed a mega alarm system. One day when I was taking him and my mother out to lunch I noticed he hadn't set the alarm as we left the house. "You didn't said the alarm" said I. "Yes I didn't" said he. "Why not" said I. Becoming increasingly agitated he snapped "Because if it goes off when I'm out of the house I won't be there to turn it off".
 

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