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pammy

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An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands. He walks into a bar and Jill (the Australian Barmaid) takes his order, a Fosters, and notices his accent. Over the course of the night they get to know each other.

At the end of Jill's shift he asks her if she wants to come back to his place and have sex with him. Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 for sex. Jill is travelling the world and
because she is short of funds she agrees.

The next night the guy turns up again, orders Fosters and after showing her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. Jill remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree.

This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in, orders Fosters and sits in the corner. Jill thinks that if she pays him more some attention then maybe she can then shake some more cash out of him again, so she goes over and sits next to him.

She asks him where he's from in Australia and he tells her: "Melbourne".

"So am I... What suburb in Melbourne?"

"Glen Iris" he replies

"That's amazing..." she says, "So am I - what Street?"

"Cameo Street" he replies

"This is unbelievable..." she says,"What number?"

He says "Number 20" and she is totally astonished.

"You are not going to believe this but I'm from Number 22! My parents still
live there!"

"I know..." he says, "Your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you"

HE WHO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN THINKS AUSTRALIAN
 
Lol !! very good :D
 
Very funny. I know a few people who that will REALLY appeal to.
 
scotth_uk said:
Slight problem with that joke - no aussies drink fosters!!!!!

Is this a case of exporting the crap to other countries for them to drink and keeping the best for themselves? Like the Germans do with their wine!
 
scotth_uk said:
Slight problem with that joke - no aussies drink fosters!!!!!
I guess they couldn't give a XXXX for it.
 
Alfie said:
Is this a case of exporting the crap to other countries for them to drink and keeping the best for themselves? Like the Germans do with their wine!

Almost - the Fosters beer in particular just doesn't seem popular at home any more. Some of the group's other brands are doing very well though - VB, Crown, etc.

Here's what they make and import into the country:

http://www.fosters.com.au/beer/about/brands/beer/brand_list.asp
 

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