The Chav Test

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I'm 10% chav apparently :eek:

Just because once, a long time a go I ate a pot noodle and went to Ibiza with my parents twice!

The quiz made me laugh as I know someone who slags off Chavs all the time but if he took the test I'm sure it would be circa 75% I'll send him the link.
 
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21% wannabe chav :eek: Noooooo!
 
15% chav, now where did I leave my Burberry noose?
 
You are 38 % chav. oooops! :eek:
 
Mambo said:
I'll lend you my burberry noose if you want ;)

lol. i think i'm gonna go and watch trisha with a bottle of buckie and a handful of jellies. :p
 
21% chav but although no burberry clothing I do have burberry suitcases :eek: didn't have to own up to that :D But they do stand out in a crowd at the airport
 
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I must stop wearing my Burberry socks when I'm having Pot Noodle for tea with my Ibizan Nan.
 
Wannabe chav
You are 8 % chav

You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.

I guess the "stripes on my car" CAN be considered "go faster stripes" after all :p
 
Mike ML said:
21% Everyone steels the shampoo - dont they???

Think my 15 % came from steeling a shampoo and eating a pot noodle :D

8 % Spinal its a fix :D Those stripes should be 50% straight away.
 
...only 8%, feeble effort, must not try harder.
Les
 

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