The Credit Crunch. My New Office.

[ringway]

My New Office.

NEWER PICS IN POST 13!

 

[The Boss]

lol.. very impressive.. paperless is it lol

 

[Dryce]

lol.. very impressive.. paperless is it lol

And recycleable.

 

[clk_greg]

I love the finnishing touches like the mouse and telephone cords, pure class!

 

[The G.F.P]

nice carpet, cutting corners we you ?

 

[seymansey]

Now that's a very 'lightweight solution' as we say in the business!

 

[kwakdonut]

I hope you've done a H&S assessment on that chair!!

 

[jpskiller]

way too much time on your hands 8)

 

[NewMB]

Agree, too much time on your hands. But looks great.

 

[Gawdi]

Great - best laugh I've had this month!!!!

 

[Dieselman]

I love the finnishing touches like the mouse and telephone cords, pure class!

The silly 'award' gets my vote. So apt on too many desks.

 

[djflip]

did you really do all that?
impressive!

looks like your reducing your carbon foot print!

 

[ringway]

did you really do all that?
impressive!

Yep.

Just finished the server, and most importantly the cooler for when I bring in the Guiness .

As you can see, I have actually got the printer working too :bannana:

EFFECTIVE MARCH 31, 2009

NEW OFFICE POLICY

Dress Code:

1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.

2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.

3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year.They are called Saturdays & Sundays.

Bathroom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will
sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the
company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy.


Lunch Break:

* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.

* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.


Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concern s, complaints,
frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.


The Management
Pass this on to all who are employed!

 

[Meldrew2]

Well, if you ever need to relocate, you could always fax your office to the new place.......


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[recycled]

brilliant

 

[clk_greg]

So when does your boss get back from holiday?

 

[normanr]

You need to tidy all those cables up though makes it look cheap :bannana::bannana:

 

[Mercedes cozy]

Very Funny. How long did it take to do all this?

 

[ringway]

So when does your boss get back from holiday?

Erm.. Hadn't thought about that..

 

[KillerHERTZ]

Looks very familiar doesnt it?