The first thing that comes to mind.

[trapperjohn]

Shagpile Rug?

 

[acej]

Toupee

 

[trapperjohn]

Touche

 

[neilz]

Gary Glitter

(Shouldn't be watching Frankie Boyle, he's giving me the wrong sense of humour!)

 

[JOB-BLACK-RAT]

Conversation killer

 

[developer]

Killer Queen

 

[JOB-BLACK-RAT]

Vicious drag

 

[markjay]

Santa Pod

 

[oldcro]

Santa Claus

 

[Charles Morgan]

There ain't no sanity clause..

 

[Palfrem]

Nurse!

 

[MOCAŠ]

NUR 5E

(£8000, October 1999)

 

[WOODYTHEWISE]

Nurse DM100 Berlin 1996

 

[Palfrem]

ein Berliner bitte

 

[Charles Morgan]

Paging Job Schwarze Ratte

 

[John]

Not enough physical memory

 

[neilz]

16mb

 

[developer]

16v DOHC

 

[Palfrem]

Poly belt

 

[Markedes]

Polly Parrot