The first thing that comes to mind.

[jamesfuller]

Fsh

A blind fish?

 

[ItalianTuneUp]

One pound fish

 

[trapperjohn]

2 sixes and a fish please.

(For our younger viewers that's two sixpence worth of chips and a fish please Missus)

 

[Palfrem]

Scraps

(For our younger viewers that's the batter bits scooped out of the fat)

 

[ItalianTuneUp]

Fried mars bar

(For our younger viewers this is considered a delicacy in some parts of the UK, especially Scotland iirc)

 

[Markedes]

Heart attack

 

[Palfrem]

No thanks

 

[ItalianTuneUp]

Thankless task

 

[markjay]

Moderating MB Club.

 

[Palfrem]

Dirty work - someone has to do it

 

[peter49]

Dhobi wallah

 

[Palfrem]

Punkawallah

 

[Jukie]

Shoulders back, lovely boy......

 

[ItalianTuneUp]

Lonely boy

 

[George Douglas]

Black keys

 

[Jukie]

Black Eyed Peas

 

[ItalianTuneUp]

I keep on knocking but I can't get in

 

[Palfrem]

Ring my bell

 

[George Douglas]

Evicted

 

[ItalianTuneUp]

Victor