- Sep 5, 2005
My 11 year old has just informed my wife and I that a dildo is an extinct bird! I'm not sure what they're teaching them in school these days?!
Reminds me of watching a bloke playing / showing off with his remote control power boat on a river. He hit a wake and the boat flipped over, out of reach of the owner. As I stood sniggering, a child stood, pointing at the boat and laughing out loud in true Nelson from the Simpsons style.I've related this one before , but taking my young son on the train down to Ayr we passed numerous golf courses , my son saw several groups of golfers and asked what they were doing , so I explained they were playing golf with their friends .
Then Harris spotted a lone golfer and piped up loudly " Look daddy , that man's got no friends " . The entire carriage heard and erupted into laughter
Oops...too late:My 11 year old daughter has just told me of an invention that her & her boyfriend have come up with. This is going to make them both famous, a house to die for and a Lamborghini for him:
"Dad" she said, "imagine a car wash, just like the one at Tesco. Well, imagine one of those for horses, a Horse Wash!"
Dragons Den here we come. :bannana: