The things children say

[Alex225]

Had a comment from my little girl this afternoon.

She spent what seemed like an age sat on the loo, obviously far too long as she ended up with,

"Pins and noodles" in her legs haha

 

[Gollom]

My daughter was renowned for malapropisms - class one that springs to mind was when she had attended a St. Johns Ambulance lecture, given "...by a parademic...."

 

[Deleted member 113659]

Steves post above reminds me of my daughter explaining 'The Last Leg' to her friend in the back of the car.

"It's a funny show on channel 4 where they talk about disabled sports people. It's presented by Adam Hills, he's a paracomedian you know"

 

[spinaltap]

My wife teaches at an Infant school, which is mostly attended by pupils of Indian and Pakistan descent.

Before the weekend, one boy was excited at the prospect of his Gran arriving from abroad.

After the weekend, he was asked: 'Did you meet your Gran at the Airport?'

'No'.

'Well, was it at the train station?'

'No'.

'Then, where did you meet her?'

'On a beach in Wales', was the reply.

 

[Alex225]

Had another from my 3 year old daughter this weekend. Playing about my other half goes, in a slight singing voice..

"Do you wanna build a snowman?" (from the movie Frozen)

Now until the last month or two my daughter was an avid fan. Not this weekend, she comes back with...

"No, I is too busy!!"

Made us laugh anyway