SpoonJar
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Thought I'd share this evenings entertainment with you all.
I ordered a takeaway online and soon received the text message telling me it's en route. Got a phone call from the delivery driver that went something like this,
Me - Hello
Driver - Hello, delivery
M - great, are you outside
D - don't know, is there a wall or something
M - well yes, there is a wall and a gate
D - is it wooden
M - hang on mate, whereabouts are you down ***** Road
D - don't know, this is what the sat nav is saying
M - what's the nearest door number to you
D - 55
M - well my numbers an even number so what is it on the other side
D - 106
M - ok, so you need to walk down until you get to my number (mine's in the 90's)
D - the numbers now 110
M - right, turn around, walk the other way and the numbers will go down
D - oh yeah
D - I still can't see you
M - what number are you at
D - 102
M - that's the house on the corner of the green, follow the path down
D - do I have to walk down the path
M - hang on mate, I'll turn the light on and stand in the doorway
D - oh yeah, I can see you now
Guy turns up with the biggest lights are on but nobody's home look on his face. How do people like him get their license?.
Anyone else got any good stories of Tim, nice but dim's.
I ordered a takeaway online and soon received the text message telling me it's en route. Got a phone call from the delivery driver that went something like this,
Me - Hello
Driver - Hello, delivery
M - great, are you outside
D - don't know, is there a wall or something
M - well yes, there is a wall and a gate
D - is it wooden
M - hang on mate, whereabouts are you down ***** Road
D - don't know, this is what the sat nav is saying
M - what's the nearest door number to you
D - 55
M - well my numbers an even number so what is it on the other side
D - 106
M - ok, so you need to walk down until you get to my number (mine's in the 90's)
D - the numbers now 110
M - right, turn around, walk the other way and the numbers will go down
D - oh yeah
D - I still can't see you
M - what number are you at
D - 102
M - that's the house on the corner of the green, follow the path down
D - do I have to walk down the path
M - hang on mate, I'll turn the light on and stand in the doorway
D - oh yeah, I can see you now
Guy turns up with the biggest lights are on but nobody's home look on his face. How do people like him get their license?.
Anyone else got any good stories of Tim, nice but dim's.