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SpoonJar

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Thought I'd share this evenings entertainment with you all.

I ordered a takeaway online and soon received the text message telling me it's en route. Got a phone call from the delivery driver that went something like this,

Me - Hello
Driver - Hello, delivery
M - great, are you outside
D - don't know, is there a wall or something
M - well yes, there is a wall and a gate
D - is it wooden
M - hang on mate, whereabouts are you down ***** Road
D - don't know, this is what the sat nav is saying
M - what's the nearest door number to you
D - 55
M - well my numbers an even number so what is it on the other side
D - 106
M - ok, so you need to walk down until you get to my number (mine's in the 90's)
D - the numbers now 110
M - right, turn around, walk the other way and the numbers will go down
D - oh yeah
D - I still can't see you
M - what number are you at
D - 102
M - that's the house on the corner of the green, follow the path down
D - do I have to walk down the path
M - hang on mate, I'll turn the light on and stand in the doorway
D - oh yeah, I can see you now

Guy turns up with the biggest lights are on but nobody's home look on his face. How do people like him get their license?.

Anyone else got any good stories of Tim, nice but dim's.
 
I ordered a takeaway from Pizza express once and soon received the text message telling me it's en route. Got a phone call from the delivery driver that went something like this,

Me - Hello
Driver - Hello it’s Tim your delivery driver
M - great, are you outside
D - don't know, is there a wall or something
M - no just a big window
D - is it wooden
M - no it’s glass
D - don't know, this is what the sat nav is saying
M - what's the nearest door number to you
D - 55
M - well this numbers an even number so what is it on the other side
D - 106
M - ok, so you need to walk down until you get to my number
D - the numbers now 110
M - right, turn around, walk the other way and the numbers will go down
D - oh yeah
D - I still can't see you
M - what number are you at
D - 102
M - I’m on the corner of the green, follow the path down
D - do I have to walk down the path
M - hang on mate, I'll stand in the doorway
D - oh yeah, I can see you now you’re stood in the doorway of Pizza Express.

The queue was massive that night so I thought it would be quicker to order delivery whilst waiting in the queue. :dk:
 
This is what happens when Mr Bean and Tommy Cooper order food.
 
I've met some really great delivery guys. There is value in work and which of us would do the curry run? Just one example, Syrian university graduate and professional delivering chinese while working to reunite his family.
 
I dont understand how the delivery staff can have L plates on the moped and ares still allowed to work commercially. to me it should have to be full licence and business insurance
 

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