This will bring tears to your eyes if you are a man - text - no pic's

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It seems from the report as if he didnt feel anything??? the whole neighbourhood would have known about it if it would have been me....and she put it in her mouth???? new concept in oral sex!!
 
OMG :eek: :eek:

Can you imagine the pain!! :eek:
 
pammy said:
The funny thing about testicles is that, as any bloke will tell you, the pain actually feels like the worst stomach-ache ever, doesn't actually feel like the testicles at all. Testicles are odd though, sometimes something can happen that you immediately expect to hurt (like being kicked in the 'nads) and it doesn't hurt at all, other times you can cross your legs in a funny way and the evil creeping stomach-ache attacks.

I'm pretty sure you *can* imagine the pain though, imagine any other part of your anatomy being ripped off, same thing!
 
Shude said:
Testicles are odd though, sometimes something can happen that you immediately expect to hurt (like being kicked in the 'nads) and it doesn't hurt at all, other times you can cross your legs in a funny way and the evil creeping stomach-ache attacks.

Think Eddie Murphy described it best in 'Raw'.....
 
"After a House Party"????

or was it a Ball?
 
PJH said:
Did she know that Bobbit bloke in America ?

probably- so watch it guys - there might just be someone out there looking to make the full set :eek: :crazy: :D
 
pammy said:
probably- so watch it guys - there might just be someone out there looking to make the full set :eek: :crazy: :D
Oh err Mrs, perhaps we've already met :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
well you know what they say, if in cases of testicles being forceably removed by psycho bunny boiling ex girfriends....go out and buy a bigger Mercedes!!
 

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