marc777
Banned
- Joined
- Jun 24, 2003
- Messages
- 497
- Location
- Oxfordshire
- Car
- E270 cdi Avantgarde; Wifes car Yellow VW Beetle (new shape)
Thurday wisdom.....................
1. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan
belt and a leaky Tire.
2. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't
be promoted.
3. No one is listening until you fart.
4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
6. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a
couple of car payments.
7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in
their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you
have their shoes.
8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how
to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
10. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
11. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that
comes from bad judgment.
12. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half
and put it back in your pocket.
13. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark
side, and it holds the universe together.
14. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one
works.
15 .Experience is something you don't get until just after you need
it.
Apologies if these are old.............
Marc
1. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan
belt and a leaky Tire.
2. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't
be promoted.
3. No one is listening until you fart.
4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
6. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a
couple of car payments.
7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in
their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you
have their shoes.
8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how
to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
10. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
11. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that
comes from bad judgment.
12. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half
and put it back in your pocket.
13. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark
side, and it holds the universe together.
14. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one
works.
15 .Experience is something you don't get until just after you need
it.
Apologies if these are old.............
Marc
