To the Dozy welsh cow with the ML !!!

[peterchurch]

NO ONE EVER LETS A F***ING TRACTOR OUT OF A SIDE ROAD WHEN TURNING OFF THE ROAD ONESELF !!!!!!

God why do people do it ?? They would not let a tractor out in front of them so why commit every one else to a cabin full of HAY


Rant over

 

[pammy]

[ why commit every one else to a cabin full of HAY
Rant over

sorry - but have to laugh and being an open top driver think I'm allowed






but I do sympathize too

 

[DITTRICH]

Maybe it was her hubby!

 

[robert.saunders]

Gosh that made me laugh

Sorry

 

[peterchurch]

Cheered me up no end There I am coming home with a car with no Aircon (MB didn't plug the fans back in I have since found and fix it) and I am confronted with 30 ft of Hay trailer I almost turn round to chase the silly moo! worst part was every one including the sheep heard the disgraceful language due to the lack of my roof

 

[Benzowner]

...... worst part was every one including the sheep heard the disgraceful language due to the lack of my roof

There we have it, it wasn't the hay, he didn't get the pretty sheep he was after The disgarceful language was bah bah thats the only language sheep know

 

[peterchurch]

 

[glojo]

Pull the udder one. Everyone knows a cow can't drive. Just what are you taking!!!

That lady merely proved that chivalry is alive and a' kicking!!

Sorry to read about your frustration, and I always thought Somerset folk were slightly ...........

Cows driving indeed!!!! What a load of bull

Don't say Young male cow to me either!

Nice rant,
Regards,
John

 

[SportsCoupeRich]

right you lot. stop it. these jokes are not funny at all and no one likes it when a joke gets milked to death......

oops.

 

[imadoofus]

I think it's good that we can heifer laugh about these things. It relieves the stress. I bet at the time though, you were thinking "Charolais one on the silly moo?"



PJ

 

[Webby]

How did you know it was a Welsh cow? Did it have a Red Dragon on it's udder?

 

[andy_k]

tee hee that's just the sort of mischievous trick I would have done

hope you didn't have too much of a baaaaaaaad journey,perhaps you could have urged the driver to moooooooooooove over

Andy

 

[garystu1965]

I used to like tractors but after reading your story I'm afraid I'm an.......................ex-tractor fan.

 

[pammy]

stooooooooooppppppppppppppppppppppp pleeeeeeeze, I just can't take any more of this quality humour

You'll be mooooving onto other faaaaaarmyard jokes next

 

[peterchurch]

How did you know it was a Welsh cow? Did it have a Red Dragon on it's udder?

No just the usual red dragon sticker on the boot! Oh and the kids in the back had two heads each as well Thats normally a good givaway for a welsh family on their hols

 

[glojo]

No just the usual red dragon sticker on the boot! Oh and the kids in the back had two heads each as well Thats normally a good givaway for a welsh family on their hols

What 'heifer' happened to good old Somerset chivalry.

Sorry to have started this! It does hurt when I laugh though so I'm punishing myself.

Did the car run on methane gas?

Did the driver answer to Daisy Bell and did she have a nice bell around her neck?

You don't deserve this,

John

 

[peterchurch]

What 'heifer' happened to good old Somerset chivalry.

Sorry to have started this! It does hurt when I laugh though so I'm punishing myself.

Did the car run on methane gas?

Did the driver answer to Daisy Bell and did she have a nice bell around her neck?

You don't deserve this,

John

Oh I do really

 

[Webby]

No just the usual red dragon sticker on the boot! Oh and the kids in the back had two heads each as well Thats normally a good givaway for a welsh family on their hols

And that coming from someone with an address in scrumpy drinking yokel land! OO ar!

 

[peterchurch]

And that coming from someone with an address in scrumpy drinking yokel land! OO ar!

Aaaar ! BUT IZ an outsida caz iyee came frorm Lerndern before I moved ere

and I still havent found a decent pint of scumpy in all the time I have been here Oh hang on ....

 

[Webby]

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