Too busy to sharpen your own pencil?

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  1. wemorgan

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    I have the solution.....

    Artisanal Pencil Sharpening

    The mind boggles really.

    I'm inspired to start my own business.....a wine bottle cork removal service. Simply post me your bottle and I'll do the honours for you. My fee, 1 glass of the contents. *vintages preferred please
     
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    I was thinking of opening a Lingerie shop and offering a free fitting service to selected customers.
     
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    His Art Is A n a l

    A wind up me thinks.
     
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    I don't get the point of this thread!
     
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    I am going to offer my services as a gigolo.

    Twenty pounds per session.



    It's not much, but it's all I can afford. (the old ones are the best!)
     
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    Erm, actually guys, the lingerie shop idea has now bitten the dust. :D
     
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    Yep, one of THOSE !!!
    I'm starting over as a trainee lesbian.

    I'm sure one day I'll lick it into shape
     
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    This has to be a wind up. Did you notice the guy is wearing safety specs in the add. Is it satire?
    Certainly a close shave for 15 bucks.
     
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    No, I'd feel short changed if he just used this.

    [​IMG]
     
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    That certainly is a wind up!
     
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    There's a couple of them living next door to me. I'd been helping them by doing odd jobs etc, and they kindly asked what would make me happy at Christmas. I said "I wanna watch".


    The fools bought me a Rolex. :doh:
     
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    Are there any other MB forums out there...?
     
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    Yes, but none of our quality:devil:
     
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    ..and with such a wide variation of interesting and stimulating topics
     
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    See the "Watching Paint Dry Section"

    Ah, you don't think we have one? Check out some of the restoration threads. I'm totally amazed and enthralled at what happens when paint drys. And no, I'm not extracting the urine.

    Sows ears to silk purses in no time at all.
     

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