Torturing wood!

[ChrisEdu]

Mwahahaha!

 

[Darrell]

Mwahahaha!
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Not getting it.

 

[Petrol Pete]

Stacking the wood in front of the flames (presumably to dry it and pre warm it) The joke takes the assumption that the pieces of wood are sentinel beings and have a feeling of their own - 'Woke' wood - if you will.

The presumption now is that the wood can see other members of its race and creed burning to ashes for the pleasure of the human race.

The pieces of wood now have time to reflect on their life and make peace with their god as their end is surely near.

The ironic paradox explored in this musing is the fact that the wood is already dead, so how can it have feeling (discuss) , Dead ? how so ?

It was a tree. The tree was killed to make the dead wood. If the wood ever had feelings those feelings surely would have manifested themselves as the sapling rose to the majestic heights of adulthood through countless seasons that passed. The torture (if real) would have been the felling of the tree (especially if the axe used was blunt)

Ergo as we have learnt from the 'Parinimo complex alcatude' that we discussed during our last lecture we discover all of this altered reality is indeed complete bollock$

I shall retrieve my coat.

 

[ShaunB]

Stacking the wood in front of the flames (presumably to dry it and pre warm it) The joke takes the assumption that the pieces of wood are sentinel beings and have a feeling of their own - 'Woke' wood - if you will.

The presumption now is that the wood can see other members of its race and creed burning to ashes for the pleasure of the human race.

The pieces of wood now have time to reflect on their life and make peace with their god as their end is surely near.

The ironic paradox explored in this musing is the fact that the wood is already dead, so how can it have feeling (discuss) , Dead ? how so ?

It was a tree. The tree was killed to make the dead wood. If the wood ever had feelings those feelings surely would have manifested themselves as the sapling rose to the majestic heights of adulthood through countless seasons that passed. The torture (if real) would have been the felling of the tree (especially if the axe used was blunt)

Ergo as we have learnt from the 'Parinimo complex alcatude' that we discussed during our last lecture we discover all of this altered reality is indeed complete bollock$

I shall retrieve my coat.

Get out

 

[Deleted member 113659]

Stacking the wood in front of the flames (presumably to dry it and pre warm it) The joke takes the assumption that the pieces of wood are sentinel beings and have a feeling of their own - 'Woke' wood - if you will.

The presumption now is that the wood can see other members of its race and creed burning to ashes for the pleasure of the human race.

The pieces of wood now have time to reflect on their life and make peace with their god as their end is surely near.

The ironic paradox explored in this musing is the fact that the wood is already dead, so how can it have feeling (discuss) , Dead ? how so ?

It was a tree. The tree was killed to make the dead wood. If the wood ever had feelings those feelings surely would have manifested themselves as the sapling rose to the majestic heights of adulthood through countless seasons that passed. The torture (if real) would have been the felling of the tree (especially if the axe used was blunt)

Ergo as we have learnt from the 'Parinimo complex alcatude' that we discussed during our last lecture we discover all of this altered reality is indeed complete bollock$

I shall retrieve my coat.

Go walk the plank Pete!

 

[Smart320]

Do knot see it!

 

[Darrell]

Stacking the wood in front of the flames (presumably to dry it and pre warm it) The joke takes the assumption that the pieces of wood are sentinel beings and have a feeling of their own - 'Woke' wood - if you will.

The presumption now is that the wood can see other members of its race and creed burning to ashes for the pleasure of the human race.

The pieces of wood now have time to reflect on their life and make peace with their god as their end is surely near.

The ironic paradox explored in this musing is the fact that the wood is already dead, so how can it have feeling (discuss) , Dead ? how so ?

It was a tree. The tree was killed to make the dead wood. If the wood ever had feelings those feelings surely would have manifested themselves as the sapling rose to the majestic heights of adulthood through countless seasons that passed. The torture (if real) would have been the felling of the tree (especially if the axe used was blunt)

Ergo as we have learnt from the 'Parinimo complex alcatude' that we discussed during our last lecture we discover all of this altered reality is indeed complete bollock$

I shall retrieve my coat.

Is that the same as chucking some wood on the fire?

 

[ChrisEdu]

Stacking the wood in front of the flames (presumably to dry it and pre warm it) The joke takes the assumption that the pieces of wood are sentinel beings and have a feeling of their own - 'Woke' wood - if you will.

The presumption now is that the wood can see other members of its race and creed burning to ashes for the pleasure of the human race.

The pieces of wood now have time to reflect on their life and make peace with their god as their end is surely near.

The ironic paradox explored in this musing is the fact that the wood is already dead, so how can it have feeling (discuss) , Dead ? how so ?

It was a tree. The tree was killed to make the dead wood. If the wood ever had feelings those feelings surely would have manifested themselves as the sapling rose to the majestic heights of adulthood through countless seasons that passed. The torture (if real) would have been the felling of the tree (especially if the axe used was blunt)

Ergo as we have learnt from the 'Parinimo complex alcatude' that we discussed during our last lecture we discover all of this altered reality is indeed complete bollock$

I shall retrieve my coat.

Yeah, that's it!

 

[Gollom]

Stacking the wood in front of the flames (presumably to dry it and pre warm it) The joke takes the assumption that the pieces of wood are sentinel beings and have a feeling of their own - 'Woke' wood - if you will.

The presumption now is that the wood can see other members of its race and creed burning to ashes for the pleasure of the human race.

The pieces of wood now have time to reflect on their life and make peace with their god as their end is surely near.

The ironic paradox explored in this musing is the fact that the wood is already dead, so how can it have feeling (discuss) , Dead ? how so ?

It was a tree. The tree was killed to make the dead wood. If the wood ever had feelings those feelings surely would have manifested themselves as the sapling rose to the majestic heights of adulthood through countless seasons that passed. The torture (if real) would have been the felling of the tree (especially if the axe used was blunt)

Ergo as we have learnt from the 'Parinimo complex alcatude' that we discussed during our last lecture we discover all of this altered reality is indeed complete bollock$

I shall retrieve my coat.

Nurse! The screens!

 

[ChrisEdu]

Is that the same as chucking some wood on the fire?

Nooooo! It's chucking wood on the fire, stylishly!

 

[poormansporsche]

I think you may have too much time on your hands

Go out and hug a tree to even out the karma !

 

[ChrisEdu]

I think you may have too much time on your hands

Go out and hug a tree to even out the karma !

And then chop it down!

 

[Benzowner]

It's ok, it's only a splinter group