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So that's why I get no kids on my land?Hire a massive chain saw. Buy a massive hunting knife. Obtain a big log to sit on. When you think the kids are about to arrive, sit on the log sharpening the aforementioned knife before firing up the chainsaw and walking towards the path but stay on your property while trying to look like a complete f****** nutter. All completely legal as long as you don't issue any threats and may do the trick. Think of uncle Buck when he got his axe out of his car boot..