URGENT: need graphicy designery person ASAP

[Kinky]

Guys,

I have a picture of my boss which I need superimposing in some/any way with an egg (I have a pic of an egg if that helps).

Can anyone help in knocking together a professional looking image of the 2 (or at least of my boss with egg on his face).

I really need it tonight, to send out tomorrow at 07:00am.

I'll be forever in your debt.

Many many thanks in advance,

K

 

[Shude]

Can anyone help in knocking together a professional looking image of the 2 (or at least of my boss with egg on his face).

Please send me what you've got and I will see what I can do

 

[Kinky]

Shude,

Thanks for the response and your very kind offer.

Fortunately Andy's [hopefully] coming up trumps!.

Does anyone know any egg jokes?

K

 

[Bear]

Will this site do you?
http://www.canadaegg.ca/english/child/jokes.html

Pete

 

[Kinky]

Pete,

he he - I found that site a while ago !!!!!

I'll post here the final page when it's finished (tonight).

K

 

[Kinky]

Many many many thanks to Andy for this :bannana:

http://www.klincewicz.com

 

[woodfield]

Shude,

Thanks for the response and your very kind offer.

Fortunately Andy's [hopefully] coming up trumps!.

Does anyone know any egg jokes?

K

Many years ago, I was in my army unit mess hall having breakfast, a boiled egg.
As I tapped it with my spoon a chick popped up and sat there looking at me.
At that moment an officer was passing by and asked if there were any complaints. Pointing to the chick, I was about to complain when the sergeant major roared at the top of his voice, 'who gave you permission to keep a pet.'

 

[Tan]

That was very Eggciting :bannana:


...sorry bad joke.

Eggcellent.