I've got to admit this guy's ebay listings are a pet hate of mine.
He clearly believes in the baffle them with bullsh1t sales technique & I find his completely OTT descriptions and stupid hyperbole annoying.
The alloys have been "extensively refurbished," the rear seat "majestically support's it's passenger" in an "abundance of room," the grille isn't any old grille it's a "single split racing chrome grille," the green paint isn't a no no & hard to sell it's "Mercedes most stylish & eloquent colour co-ordination for this model. not to mention the most expensive option." Every paragraph yields more BS.
He breezes past know trouble spots such as the "luggage area" & guffs on for 5 or 6 lines about the Town & Country horn. If the underside of the parcel shelf is indeed rust free & almost as new then I'd have thought he'd have had a word or several hundred to say about it.
He tries valiantly to make a ten year gap in his MOT history sound like a good thing - [FONT=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif]
MOT/MILEAGE VERIFICATION;
The vehicles mileage can be traced right back to 1999 via 9 authentic MOT papers ( present).
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He bangs on & on & on about the car's documanted full service history - [FONT=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif]
The engine has no variations whilst idling - In short this vehicles full service history is clearly apparant from the very first moment you turn the key[/FONT] & yet there are gaps of 5 YEARS in the service records & this 25 year old car has been serviced only 10 times instead of the recommended once p.a.
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5/9/85 @ 1083 - 10/8/86 @ 5420 - 29/8/87 @ 13777 - 4/2/89 @ 16183 - 27/3/91 @ 18968 - 15/4/92 @ 19100 - 13/4/94 @ 20516 - 12/7/96 @ 24668 - 2/5/00 @ 38390 13/12/05 @ 46931 [/FONT]
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[FONT="]Factory lowered sports line suspension and upgrade braking system[/FONT][/FONT] available on any W126?
Reading the first third or so (gave up after that) of the ad it seems the seats have been retrimmed & the headlining replaced - on a 50,000 mile creampuff it just doesn't add up.
I reckon this guy is trying to sell Mercedes to people who don't actually know very much about Mercedes.