We need a giggle.....

[pammy]

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.

Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in
the world." Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."
Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the World."

They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their
claims verified. Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking
deliriously happy. "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the
world."

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am officially the smallest
person in the world."

Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and simply stated,
"Who's this 'Camilla Parker Bowles'?"

 

[Thmsshaun]

 

[fuzzer]

Naughty but funny!




A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club.
One day she goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arm answers.

She boldly proclaims, "I want to join your club."
The guy is amused, and decides to humour her a bit, so he says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join.

The biker asks; "Do you have a motorcycle?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bike's parked over there, and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway.
The biker asks, "Do you drink?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep, I drink like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table.

The biker then asks, "Do you smoke?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep, I smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple of cigars in the evening, while I'm shooting pool."
The biker is very impressed and asks, "You sound like one bad Mama. Tell me, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope, but I've been swung around by my n*****s a few times."