What did you learn today?

[brucemillar]

My week for gravitational failure.

I learned today that brown sauce in a sausage sandwich will always look for the fastest way to ground. Double cuff shirts will only delay the inevitable and cover your arms in brown sauce.

Women in meetings will say silly things like "can anybody else smell brown sauce in here or is it just me"

 

[MOCAŠ]

brown sauce in a sausage sandwich

Ah, so you've also been to Mr Morgan's dungeon...

 

[Charles Morgan]

One doesn't have brown sauce.

 

[brucemillar]

One doesn't have brown sauce.

Charles dear boy feel free to lick the sauce from
my arms, cuffs, trousers, carpet.

Man cannot survive for long without brown sauce. God flavoured pigs so that it would become an essential.

Sent from my iPhone using MBClub UK

 

[Ted]

"Why, Sir, you find no man, at all intellectual, who is willing to reject brown sauce. No, Sir, when a man is tired of brown sauce, he is tired of life; for there is in brown sauce all that life can afford."
— Samuel Johnson

 

[marty359]

What did I learn the other day? or should I say my 2 year old daughter.

that the pressure safety bar on the garage door does'nt work

 

[Paul/]

I just learned that the BBC News website appears to have been hacked by the Fortean Times...today's "Most Popular/Read" links include

"Lost finger turns up inside fish"

"Nazi Buddha originally from space"

BBC News - Lost finger turns up in Idaho lake fish