Who will own up to watching this utter ****

[AMGeed]

You know what reality TV I'd love to watch, Death Island. Where a bunch of convicted criminals are put on an island and have to fight to the death for survival. The winner doesn't get eaten by the other scum basically and wins a holiday in solitary confinement.

If only Dragon's Den was still on, I'd be touting that idea.

Let them use the cast of Love Island then. I might enjoy that.

 

[Deleted member 113659]

It’s not our cuppa tea and neither do we watch any of the Soaps.

However the existence of these programs don’t bother us one bit. We simply just don’t watch them.

 

[clk320x]

If only Dragon's Den was still on,

It is

 

[tbourner]

The same goes for McDonalds, Burger King etc. - all Poli filler meals!

Steady on! What's wrong with a fat burger every now and then?

 

[Deleted member 131833]

Even R4 had a few items on it today

Pardon?

 

[AMGeed]

It’s not our cuppa tea and neither do we watch any of the Soaps.

However the existence of these programs don’t bother us one bit. We simply just don’t watch them.

Neither do I, but when newspapers and ITV start plugging the bl00dy rubbish it gets me going.

Signed
Mr Angry of Poole

 

[Alex225]

Let them use the cast of Love Island then. I might enjoy that.

Deal, you can help me with my presentation to the Dragons on this one as per confirmation below...

It is

I've got another idea. Can we put Joey Essex on Mastermind but every time he gets an answer wrong, a boxing glove on a big stick smashes him in his face?

 

[kianok]

I've got another idea. Can we put Joey Essex on Mastermind but every time he gets an answer wrong, a boxing glove on a big stick smashes him in his face?

I don’t think Joey Essex is anything like as stupid as he makes out he is.

 

[AMGeed]

I've got another idea. Can we put Joey Essex on Mastermind but every time he gets an answer wrong, a boxing glove on a big stick smashes him in his face?

He'd be beaten to a pulp in seconds. Never seen a person who is so thick in my life. Unbelieveable.

 

[AMGeed]

I don’t think Joey Essex is anything like as stupid as he makes out he is.

He is very good at hiding his "intelligence" then.
Fair play,he is a rich guy thanks to TOWIE.

 

[kianok]

He is very good at hiding his "intelligence" then.
Fair play,he is a rich guy thanks to TOWIE.

Could be wrong be I believe it’s all an act which he clearly carries off very well.

Seen him come out with some of his usual dimwit lines and he’s trying not to laugh before he’s even said it!

 

[AMGeed]

^ Yep, I've seen him on one or two shows and he is the source of a lot of amusement. All at his expense.

Laughing all the way to the bank.

Are those Irish twins as daft as they act? ......... can't think of their names, silly big blonde hair.

 

[kianok]

Jedward!

I read twins incorrectly the first time.

 

[Deleted member 65149]

I don’t think Joey Essex is anything like as stupid as he makes out he is.

Who?

 

[kianok]

Who?

 

[Deleted member 65149]

We’ve managed to avoid Love Island in our house, my three-year old daughter is too old for it.

Meanwhile I have a 30-year old friend who is intelligent, well qualified and running a very successful business that she started from scratch. For the last couple of weeks she’s been doing a countdown to LI on Facebook, with building excitement with each passing day. I despair sometimes.

 

[kianok]

We’ve managed to avoid Love Island in our house, .

Give it chance, it’s on for the next 8 weeks!

 

[Deleted member 65149]

Give it chance, it’s on for the next 8 weeks!

 

[E53AMG]

Steady on! What's wrong with a fat burger every now and then?

Quite, one of those is my client, thoroughly decent outfit

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[Petrol Pete]

OP, you are not alone TV today is full of drivel. I walked in on my wife watching something called 'one spawned every minute' or something. I would rather have caught her watching dwarf porn with my brother. What a utter load of 'fly on the wall' shite this is, most of the contestants appear to have won an ugly contest and their partners should have gone to Specsavers very few are married...at least not to each other unless they are first cousins. , it appears they are fed to stock up on infants so the Jeremy Kyle show 2038 will have someone to ridicule.

It's dire. I'm not sure what they win once she drops her sprog, I have never watched it more than a few minutes, my wife pauses it until I run out of expletives and I leave the room to go get myself a (another) drink.

P.S I will never catch her watching dwarf porn with my brother , he lives on another continent and my stash of dwarf porn is locked in the other safe she doesn't know exists.

Did I just say that out loud.....?