D
Deleted member 113659
Guest
I’m going out tonight to watch the football.
Football??? You don’t watch that **** do you???
Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
I’m going out tonight to watch the football.
Go and watch the rugby instead, you can go home and beat the missus instead.And then I’ll come home and watch celeb juice.
And then I’ll come home and watch celeb juice.
Not watching that rubbish on television.I’m going out tonight to watch the football.
Not watching that rubbish on television.
Off to Elland Road to watch it instead.....
Don’t worry, I’ve remembered to record the island of love.Wow! Really? Who actually leaves the house nowadays? You’re a real sad guy!
I hate football, I can't even go to the pub when there's a match on as it'll be packed with shouting blokes and randomly the volume will instantly jump 50dB when a player does something they either do or don't like with the ball.
I detest pubs. Full of people drinking and enjoying themselvesI hate football, I can't even go to the pub when there's a match on as it'll be packed with shouting blokes and randomly the volume will instantly jump 50dB when a player does something they either do or don't like with the ball.
I watch TOWIE , It makes me homesick as I’m living up in Norfolk now,
Norfolk the county of empty pubs .
Oh !! There is a kindred spirit on this planet that can not abear football. Hurrah!. So I am not alone, the "stick" I have taken in the past for, not liking, knowing about, drooling over, you would not believe. Its as if I have committed some cardinal sin never having been to a football match.I hate football,
No beatings of any sort in this house.!Go and watch the rugby instead, you can go home and beat the missus instead
Really??? You don’t like football???
Get a grip Mike!
Get a grip Mike!
Clopper? It's probably the best sentence I've read in a while, Rog! Clopper? Never heard that one before, not that I remember. "A cast of her clopper" will stay in my mind all day, and although I don't watch reality stuff, I feel like I may have missed out.
Clopper!
It reminds me of the kid who saw his mum in the shower, and pointing between her legs he asked "What's that, mummy?" To avoid any embarrassing discussions, she quickly replied "That's where daddy hit me with his chopper, son." "Cor, what a shot," replied the kid, "right in the clopper"
So that will be two us ready to get a grip !
Steve
We use essential cookies to make this site work, and optional cookies to enhance your experience.