Who's da Daddy!!??

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Thefollowing are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing 'Father's Details,' or putting it another way.... Who's yo Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out #11, it takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up.


1.-->Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was connceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks...


4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.


5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same to me.

8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you axe him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time.... well, I don't have clue.

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World. Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom .

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave , mine might have remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.



WHEN THE WEALTH IS REDISTRIBUTED THESE PEOPLE WILL BE THE MAJOR RECIPIENTS.
 
good to know the American tax payers dollar will be spent wisely :rolleyes:
 
Only one problem -- there is no CSA in USA...:D
 
Only one problem -- there is no CSA in USA...:D

Isn't that an advantage? At least they wouldn't be throwing good money away on an organisation that couldn't find fleas on a tramp's dog.....
 
Isn't that an advantage? At least they wouldn't be throwing good money away on an organisation that couldn't find fleas on a tramp's dog.....

Going off thread...............why do tramps have dogs? Do they get more benefits for them?
 
Isn't that an advantage? At least they wouldn't be throwing good money away on an organisation that couldn't find fleas on a tramp's dog.....

If everyone paid for the kids they'd fathered rather than leaving it to the tax payer there would be no need for the CSA :)

My other half works for them and it's a thankless job.

as for the original list - I have 2004 on the line asking for it's jokes back :D
 
If everyone paid for the kids they'd fathered rather than leaving it to the tax payer there would be no need for the CSA :)

My other half works for them and it's a thankless job.

as for the original list - I have 2004 on the line asking for it's jokes back :D

Couldn't agree more! But even when they do find the father they cant ensure payments are made. Not having a pop at the workers, they are not given the tools and powers they need to succeed. I beleive in some EU countries monies are deducted from pay at source. No escape.

As for 2004 it's beeen deemed an irresponsible guardian, so no, it cant have 'em back :devil:
 
But even when they do find the father they cant ensure payments are made.

you might be quite surprised to find out what powers they have to ensure the "won't pay" brigade do part with some money. The "can't pay" is another matter
 

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