I started a thread in the interior section about rear AC in an S class. Then MBManInKen asked me if Donza is my nephew. Errr WTF? Who is this Donza? And why would he be my nephew?
I took a quick look at that thread. You may have started a thread, then started another about the car you have and what you would like to add to it, and unfortunatly you have done exactly the same as Donza and his other alias did. But don't worry, if you are him we will find out. And of course if you are not, you will have a chuckle at the merry japes he used to get up to, before being exposed as a buffoon. Once you do a search about him, you will pick up quickly why your threads look similar, which in no way means you are him, or indeed is not meant to suggest you are a buffoon either, nor a troll.
and then this guy turns up. you may want to read the rest of that thread too. http://mbclub.co.uk/forums/showpost.php?p=689020&postcount=9
You have just caused me to spend an hour reading his life history... how funny... especially the one about his gfriend... so he dumps her and a month later he is buying his new gf (presumably) a mini... or is it the same one.. great reading..
Donza, also known as Phatboy Donza or k086956 This is his first post. He has (well, his father ) "bought" his first MB - allegedly... . A blue W211. A bit further in that thread, we read something you should remember for later in the story: His occupation is not quite clear, but before not too long (15/10), in this thread, our friend claims to be studying for his accountancy exams... Or perhaps not, because the same day he claims elsewhere to have had, that same day, a job interview, as well as being That must have been the fastest study followed by quick head-hunt then, as a few months later he is already a corporate high-flyer as Finance manager. Needless to say that is beneath him and he's looking for a better job. The day after his swift graduation-and-head-hunt, however, disaster strikes! His "friend" sideswipes his car! The Mercedes referred to in his first post? Nope: I guess that Audi wasn't sold after all . At least it's in good condition: The Mercedes is not without problems either though, because 3 days later on 19/10 "his" W211 has a flat tyre because the rim is corroded. A day? But he's had this car for a week? Alright, he's not very good at calendars, I guess. Corroded rim or not, at least he still has the W211 now that the Audi has been sideswiped. Or, wait, wasn't the Audi sold? No, the Audi wasn't sold after all, because a day later on 20/10, the Audi is definitely back in the present tense: It's all a bit confusing, but the chap is probably mixing things up a bit, what with all the shenanigans with his ex. The soldnot sold Audi sideswiped and the blue Merc having corroded rims, on 8/11 he's suddenly wanting a 350z or RX-8. And it's not just corroded wheels, the fuel consumption is crap too on the Merc. How inconvenient that his "chipped AUDI 1.9TDi" has been sideswiped. Or was it sold? Or was the Audi perhaps his brother's? Sideswiped or not, the Audi hasn't been sold, because on 3/12 it suddenly becomes a year younger: Still the same crap interior quality though as in the first mention. The blue Merc with the corroded wheels, however, is definitely sold in April. Sold? Did I say "sold"? No, no, no! Written off, is what he claims two weeks later happened a month before. Did I tell you he has problems with calendars? He hasn't been put off the Merc, though: And so it continued hundreds of posts... So much for me doing the hoovering...
Guido, thats genius. Incorporate the posts from the muscle man forum and you would have a best seller.
Guido, that qualifies for post of the year, which gives us 364 days (800 if you PCP the year) to find a better one.
Don't . these things happen. It does make it worthwhile reading other peoples posts tho. Its amazing that people think the forum is a closed room and that nobody comes out, Its a bit world out there. And Google is your best friend.
This is not a leap year though, so go careful on your calculations as that will alter things, certainly by .00001% (not 1.8%)
