Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?


SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a
complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.


GEORGE W BUSH
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We
just want to know if the chicken is on our side of
the road or not. The chicken is either for us or
against us. There is no middle ground.


COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see
the satellite image of the chicken crossing the
road.


TONY BLAIR
I agree with George.


HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but
we have not yet been allowed to have access to the
other side of the road.


DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,but why it
crossed I've not been told.


MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free
to cross roads without having their motives called
into question.


GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed
the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the
road, and that was good enough.


TRICIA
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will
be listening to the chicken tell, for the first
time, the heart-warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on
to accomplish its dream of crossing the road.


JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing
roads together - in peace.


ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.


KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.


RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?


SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the
chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying
sexual insecurity.


BILL GATES
eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will
lay eggs, file your important documents, and
balance
your checkbook - and internet explorer is an
integral part of eChicken.


ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the
road move beneath the chicken?


BILL CLINTON
I did not have sexual relations with that chicken.


THE BIBLE
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the
chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken
didst cross the road, and there was rejoicing.


HOMER SIMPSON
Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n
 

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Well I did not see the incident actually.
But of course I am proud of the mental strength of my chicken.
It is the best chicken.
 

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