Why is it ............

poormansporsche

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Why is it that my dogs insist on squeezing between every single lamp post / sign post / telegraph pole the wrong side so I end up having to cuddle said posts to feed their leads round and end up looking like a deranged or short sighted tree hugging luvvie ?

Why is it that the serrated edge on a cling film box is completely useless at cutting cling film but will slice through your finger easy as winking ?

And of course, Why is it that those sneaky bugger nails always drive themselves into your newest tyre with the most tread ? Never the worn out tyre that needs changing anyway ?


Over to you :)
 

knighterrant

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Why is it that women complain about men leaving the toilet seat up, but don‘t want to put the lid down?

Why is it that birds only crap on clean cars?

Why is it that odd socks disappear off the face of the earth?
 

Teego

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Just because, so get over it before the guys in white coats come for you.
 

baxlin

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And why am I posting on the MB forum at 4.30 am?
 

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