Why is the the only forum where ...

[andyjenkins]

Why is the the only forum where ...

Members pics are not adorned by wannabe porn stars draped all over the bonnet? I've been a member of various car forums over the years, and without exception, all have members going to Fast Ford-esk events, where ladies seem to can't wait to jump on your bonnet (pardon the pun), to have their picture taken.

Are Benz owners above all this ? :bannana:

 

[LTD]

Believe me, I've tried parking in a field looking for a scantily-clad young lady to drape herself across my bonnet.

Nobody turned up, I was left alone.

Maybe I am crap at this dogging thing ...............

 

[finisterre]

I don't know why but the others do look tawdry.

There is someone on here who has a buttocky photo though.

 

[Sparky 371]

my take on this

1 the said ladies might damage their owners beloved benz
2 some of the owners would be too old and suffer heart attacks at the sight of such scantily clad ladies
3 Benz owners are not boy racers (in the main )

 

[Alps]

also the 3 pointed star can be a bit painful

 

[Sparky 371]

also the 3 pointed star can be a bit painful

depends on the "lady" i suppose

 

[MOCAŠ]

also the 3 pointed star can be a bit painful

On the other hand, with a gentle vibration from an idling engine...

 

[T7RY B]

Not on the car but maybe in the car!

 

[ringway]

Not on the car but maybe in the car!
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Look at those airbags..

If they didn't deploy correctly in an accident, she could end up bouncing around inside the car for hours..

 

[grober]

Mercedes themselves are not averse to the concept of "sex sells" but are careful the images of the women projected how shall I put this, reflect the quality, sophistication and adult nature of the cars. Take a look at MERCEDES-BENZ FASHION WEEK here to get the idea. Mercedes-Benz TV

 

[trapperjohn]

Look at those airbags..

If they didn't deploy correctly in an accident, she could end up bouncing around inside the car for hours..

Thats a left hooker too. Plus I think she has just sat on the star.

 

[T7RY B]

That look of astonishment on her face tells me that she has spotted a BMW driver indicating!

 

[LTD]

.. or a McD's

 

[swannymere]

Speak for yourself, although i like to think my Avatar slightly above amateur porn wannabe level.

 

[finisterre]

buttocky
but memorable

no offence was meant

 

[Dand]

The image above reminds me of that scene in Norbit where they are in the purple MG

I think swannymere's avatar has some comic value to it,lol.

 

[219]

Why is the the only forum where ...

Members pics are not adorned by wannabe porn stars draped all over the bonnet? I've been a member of various car forums over the years, and without exception, all have members going to Fast Ford-esk events, where ladies seem to can't wait to jump on your bonnet (pardon the pun), to have their picture taken.

Are Benz owners above all this ? :bannana:

I once had the bonnet of an Audi damaged when a young lady ( the sister of a friend ) sat on it and studs on her jeans scratched the paintwork .

Fortunately , none of my Mercs have suffered this fate .

 

[markjay]

Not on the car but maybe in the car!

And now, wait for it.... yes, you guessed it:

Can you identify the car?

 

[horgantrevor]

is it americian

 

[Burger]

Isn't that Daisy Duke just after her boob job?