With further apologies to blondes.....

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Jan 16, 2003
NE Cumbria
MY11 E350 CDi Avantgarde
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he
could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Yesterday you took my license away, and today you expect
me to show it to you!"
jukie said:
A blonde

A police officer stops a blonde

:) :) AND you come from Liverpool?????? ;)

What do you call a scouser etc. etc. etc. :)

What about the redhead, brunette and the blonde, that were marooned on a desert island and they were all granted one wish?

The first two wished they were back home with their loved ones. This left the blonde headed 'bloke' (I'm a coward at heart)

She\he (sorry Pammy) was in tears and said, "I wish my two friends were here to help me with my decision". !!!!!

It's been posted here before but it's still my fave :D ...

How do blondes print Word documents?



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