scumbag
MB Enthusiast
- Joined
- Feb 20, 2005
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- Abu Dhabi. UAE
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- Its German, has a round badge, reminds me of a Mercedes. Satan fuelled
Bear this in mind after the hangovers!!!
A hedgehog went out on the lash for the evening! It was such a good night out, when he awoke he was in Africa. He staggered onto his feet and thought, “I had best take a call of nature!”, when he looked down, he screamed. His bits and pieces were missing! How could he go when he had nothing to go with?
So he rustled off to find out where his tackle had gone. He came across an Elephant. He asked the elephant if he had seen his tackle….the elephant enquired as to what it looked like. "It has four points on it!” replied the hedgehog. “Haven’t seen anything with 4 points on it!” said the elephant and continued washing himself.
The hedgehog staggered on getting more desperate for a pee. He saw a Hyena, He asked, told it had four points on it. The hyena just laughed.
He saw a Zebra, but he was too busy crossing his path to even answer!
But then a lion came up to the hedgehog and said,” I have seen you meat and 2 veg!”
Excited the hedgehog enquired where?
The Lion said, “ go find the Jaguar!” and with that he left.
The hedgehog dashed up and down the jungle looking for a jaguar. Eventually, exhausted and close to tears, he stopped and said, “I will never find my tackle now. I shall burst from internal pressure! I am never drinking again”
From a tree came a long low laugh! The hedgehog looked up. “What the hell are you and why are you laughing at me?” “Me?” the jaguar said “ You are the one who went out on the drink and ended up in Africa coz you were too kaylied to go back home and now you have lost your equipment and you want to know what I am laughing at? Yes I am laughing at you”
The hedgehog broke down in tears and said, “Can you help me?”
The Jaguar replied “ Yes! I have eaten your tackle!”
Shocked, the hedgehog said “WHY?”
Because I am a ………………………………………..
4.2Ltr Jaguar!
A hedgehog went out on the lash for the evening! It was such a good night out, when he awoke he was in Africa. He staggered onto his feet and thought, “I had best take a call of nature!”, when he looked down, he screamed. His bits and pieces were missing! How could he go when he had nothing to go with?
So he rustled off to find out where his tackle had gone. He came across an Elephant. He asked the elephant if he had seen his tackle….the elephant enquired as to what it looked like. "It has four points on it!” replied the hedgehog. “Haven’t seen anything with 4 points on it!” said the elephant and continued washing himself.
The hedgehog staggered on getting more desperate for a pee. He saw a Hyena, He asked, told it had four points on it. The hyena just laughed.
He saw a Zebra, but he was too busy crossing his path to even answer!
But then a lion came up to the hedgehog and said,” I have seen you meat and 2 veg!”
Excited the hedgehog enquired where?
The Lion said, “ go find the Jaguar!” and with that he left.
The hedgehog dashed up and down the jungle looking for a jaguar. Eventually, exhausted and close to tears, he stopped and said, “I will never find my tackle now. I shall burst from internal pressure! I am never drinking again”
From a tree came a long low laugh! The hedgehog looked up. “What the hell are you and why are you laughing at me?” “Me?” the jaguar said “ You are the one who went out on the drink and ended up in Africa coz you were too kaylied to go back home and now you have lost your equipment and you want to know what I am laughing at? Yes I am laughing at you”
The hedgehog broke down in tears and said, “Can you help me?”
The Jaguar replied “ Yes! I have eaten your tackle!”
Shocked, the hedgehog said “WHY?”
Because I am a ………………………………………..
4.2Ltr Jaguar!
