Worst christmas cracker jokes

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When you've opened your christmas crackers, why not post your horrible jokes here?

In the meantime, Air Wick sent me their newsletter (think I signed up to get a discount voucher!) and they linked to the worst christmas jokes I've seen for ages!

AIR WICK
 
Admin, we definitely need a "GROAN!!" button added for these! (possibly replace the "Thanks" button on this thread??)
 
Oh, come on, they were slightly creative (turkey - stuffing - stuffed - geddit?).

Ok, maybe not!
 
You know, maybe the "groan" button isn't such a bad idea after all!
 
Why cannot " Cinderella " play football ?






Because Her "coach is a Pumpkin" Lunch today ! soo bad.
 
Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow.

When I woke up, my pillow had disappeared.


B-Boom, tsch.

That was used in a recent Ford ad campaign on the radio!
 

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