Satch
MB Enthusiast
- Joined
- Nov 24, 2003
- Messages
- 3,508
- Location
- Surrey
- Car
- S211 E320Cdi Avantgarde Estate & Toyota Land Cruiser
Results of a survey by Experian:
From the family
Brown velvet bow-tie
A nightie and neglige set from mother in law.
PVC peg bag
An electric razor (I have had a beard since I was 17).
Fruit and nut bar
From the beloved
Flat stomach diet plan book (Rosemary Conley) from my now ex wife.
A book on London from my ex-husband, bought at Gatwick Airport on Christmas Day as he had forgotten to buy me anything.
My husband bought me a game for the computer that he had been wanting for ages.
A voucher for the local butchers (I am a vegetarian)
About 30 years too late
Last years Spice Girls annual (age 25)
Barbara Dickson songbook (when I was 8)
Toy koala bear (age 49).
An action man (age 35)
A plastic Pokemon money-box (age 43)
Culinary gift disasters
A Wizard of Oz biscuit barrel.
Austrian marzipan.
Cooking oil.
A re-cycled sandwich plate from a charity shop.
200 bricks so I could have a barbecue built.
And the worst of the rest
Fur lined belly button warmer.
A head for a mop
Sequinned hot pants
Bart Simpson socks that said "hey dude!" when you pushed them.
Bathroom products obviously collected from a hotel.
Vibrating slippers.
Something that already belonged to me.
From the family
Brown velvet bow-tie
A nightie and neglige set from mother in law.
PVC peg bag
An electric razor (I have had a beard since I was 17).
Fruit and nut bar
From the beloved
Flat stomach diet plan book (Rosemary Conley) from my now ex wife.
A book on London from my ex-husband, bought at Gatwick Airport on Christmas Day as he had forgotten to buy me anything.
My husband bought me a game for the computer that he had been wanting for ages.
A voucher for the local butchers (I am a vegetarian)
About 30 years too late
Last years Spice Girls annual (age 25)
Barbara Dickson songbook (when I was 8)
Toy koala bear (age 49).
An action man (age 35)
A plastic Pokemon money-box (age 43)
Culinary gift disasters
A Wizard of Oz biscuit barrel.
Austrian marzipan.
Cooking oil.
A re-cycled sandwich plate from a charity shop.
200 bricks so I could have a barbecue built.
And the worst of the rest
Fur lined belly button warmer.
A head for a mop
Sequinned hot pants
Bart Simpson socks that said "hey dude!" when you pushed them.
Bathroom products obviously collected from a hotel.
Vibrating slippers.
Something that already belonged to me.
