Worst movie you've ever seen....

[Scott_F]

American Pie 2.

Or it may have been 3.

Or something.

The only film that I've ever walked out of.

 

[ed_d82]

Essex Boys - bad wigs, bad script and really bad people (based on a true story)

 

[Nasco12]

Magnolia. Three hours of self-indulgent piffle.

I didn't think the Tintin movie was that bad. But it wasn't that good either.

 

[jduk]

Rise of the planet of the apes. Shocker

 

[NW_Merc]

Universal Soldier Regeneration was a really bad movie too

 

[Deleted member 37751]

I've seen a fair few pornos that had terrible storylines, yet the climax was great.

 

[NW_Merc]

I've seen a fair few pornos that had terrible storylines, yet the climax was great.

Some of them followed the plot lines of blockbuster movies too, they did a review on channel 4 once.

 

[finisterre]

not the worst film ever but I walked out of The Matrix

 

[tpwuk]

The Human Centipede

The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009) - IMDb

I big massive pile of shat.

 

[PhiliusM]

Cloverfield, what a load of old tosh. Camera work made me feel sick.

 

[brucemillar]

I've seen a fair few pornos that had terrible storylines, yet the climax was great.

Shaving Ryans Privates !!

 

[grober]

Fellini's Satyricon did it for me. I tried to watch it but had to walk out in the end. Genuine mentally painful experience.

 

[Dee-124CAB]

Grease 2..... Had Michelle Pfiefer in it though...

 

[Nik_Endeavour]

Any of the parody movies apart from Scary Movie 1.

Disaster Movie and Superhero Movie especially. After 10 mins I wanted to vomit

 

[bolide]

I managed about 90 seconds of Evita until my flight reflex got the better of me

My GF was not too pleased about being left in the cinema to watch it on her own but I explained that it was better - for both of us - for me to get out now, go home, cook dinner then come back and collect her

Nick Froome

 

[NW_Merc]

not the worst film ever but I walked out of The Matrix

How did you know

 

[Red C220]

Oh, the shame of admitting this in public.

You know I'd forgotten about that shocker, I couldn't quite believe what I was watching.

Anyway, for me, ERASER with Arnie did it for me. 20 minutes was the most I could manage. Pish and drivel.

 

[WesLangdon]

any of the Harry Potter efforts

 

[snoop51]

Any of the Arnie / Sly / Bruce never ending bullets in guns type films, do my nut in or the ones where the "hero" is holding a belt fed machine gun under one arm out in the open remaining largely unscathed whilst mowing down hundreds of baddies. Utter ******.

 

[NW_Merc]

Any of the Arnie / Sly / Bruce never ending bullets in guns type films, do my nut in or the ones where the "hero" is holding a belt fed machine gun under one arm out in the open remaining largely unscathed whilst mowing down hundreds of baddies. Utter ******.

Aaah you seem to be talking about Commando and the Rambo series, cult classics