Worst sales images ever?

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  1. isobars

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    I have never seen worse!

    An absolute belter.

    Maybe he's got a sentimental attachment to the car, but the wife has had enough. "Jose, that sodding car needs to go, the neighbours are sniggering"

    "Don't worry Fatima, my dear, I've put it on the internet. Brace yourself, we'll be inundated."

    It's one up from a bad drawing on the back of a beer mat, scanned and uploaded.

    Can this be beaten?
     
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    No, seen worse....

    OK, I get where he got the idea from, but we have to assume because he is selling a car that he is not blind and has seen his bird....

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    I assume the partially sighted lard-lover has been photo-shopped out as he slapped it into her hand in the first image?

    How much to knock that bonnet back into shape!!
     
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    Still trying to decide if the car has been lowered or would it spring back to normal height once the modelling photo-shoot had finished .

    Kenny
     
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