Scott_F
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I have recently been offered the chance to undertake a challenging journey of at least 2 hours to an uninhabited part of Outer Rochdale in order to enjoy the traditional spectacle of a dancing bear.
The trip is likely to cost well over 80 pence but in return will afford me the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity be guided for dozens of metres by a couple of grateful locals (Dazza and Courtney) until we eventually reach the middle of the town square (just opposite the old boarded-up Spud-u-Like).
I will have to be in excellent shape since I will be carrying my own can of Red Bull and bag of Monster Munch for the entire journey.
I will then select my weapon of choice with which to poke the beast from my large ****nal of pointy sticks (that I keep adding to for no apparent reason) and shall then stand back and enjoy watching it dance merrily to the tune of "My Old Man's a Dustman" played on a barrel organ by a toothless gipsy.
Now before any of these animal rights types start complaining I should point out that I really should be thinning the herd as most town centres are now over-populated with dancing bears. By poking the thing with a stick I am letting it off pretty lightly.
And anyway, like most alpha-males, I have the dancing-bear-poking gene.
Anyone fancy coming with me ?
The trip is likely to cost well over 80 pence but in return will afford me the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity be guided for dozens of metres by a couple of grateful locals (Dazza and Courtney) until we eventually reach the middle of the town square (just opposite the old boarded-up Spud-u-Like).
I will have to be in excellent shape since I will be carrying my own can of Red Bull and bag of Monster Munch for the entire journey.
I will then select my weapon of choice with which to poke the beast from my large ****nal of pointy sticks (that I keep adding to for no apparent reason) and shall then stand back and enjoy watching it dance merrily to the tune of "My Old Man's a Dustman" played on a barrel organ by a toothless gipsy.
Now before any of these animal rights types start complaining I should point out that I really should be thinning the herd as most town centres are now over-populated with dancing bears. By poking the thing with a stick I am letting it off pretty lightly.
And anyway, like most alpha-males, I have the dancing-bear-poking gene.
Anyone fancy coming with me ?