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  1. DITTRICH

    DITTRICH Hardcore MB Enthusiast

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    People have a habit of using dirty vehicles to write things on. On the way home today written on the back of a very dirty knackered ford transit was "the stig!" and an arrow pointing towards the driver's seat. It made me smile! And I wonder - what witty sayings have others seen on dirty cars?

    Les
     
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    I have seen `I wish this was as dirty as my missus` on transits
     
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    Why is it always transits?
     
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    It's not always transits. I saw the 'Stig' caption on the back of a Vx Combo two days ago.

    Must be WVM's latest accolade..

    They took their time..:rolleyes:
     
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    Dont you mean

    'I wish my missus was this dirty'
     
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    "Proper Dirty" on a Landie (down the road from John in Paignton)

    (needs to be 'read' with a West Country accent)
     
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    Speak for yourself...:D
     
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    "This van is as dirty as your wife"

    thats the one I usually see

    Russ
     
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    Contribution from Emma (girl in office) which she saw on a van:

    "I've sh**ged your mum" :eek:


    Contribution from Steve (bloke in office) which he saw on a car:

    "I've facebooked your mum" :crazy:
     
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    Someone buy this guy some paper:

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    She's just telling you she saw it on a van..;) ;)
     
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    Those pics are seriously cool.:rock:
     
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