Yorkshireman jokes

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Whenever a Yorkshire man travels from Yorkshire to Lancashire the average IQ goes up in both places :D


Work it out for yourselves.
 
I used to live in Blackpool, early 80s, and they'd say you could always tell a Yorkshireman on two weeks holiday. They'd have a new shirt and a £5 note, and wouldn't have changed either by the time they got home!

I like the story of the Yorkshire couple who went on holiday in Spain, staying in a caravan, preferring not to mingle. The wife had forgotten to pack the gravy powder, and insisted the husband asked the neighbours if they had any, as the roast wouldn't be the same without.

Furious at the prospect of having to be sociable, he begrudgingly knocked on the neighbour's caravan and shouted "'Astha'anyBisto?".

"F%%£ off, y'Spanish pr%*k!" came the reply.
 
"You can always tell a Yorkshireman, but you can't tell him much"
 
A Yorkshireman is a Scot with the generosity striped out.
 
Never ask a man if he's from Yorkshire......if he isn't he will be insulted and if he is he would have told you at least ten times already.

(so my Barnsley cousins say)
 
I'm amazed he's still alive, saw him at Ally Pally 30+ years ago when he was seriously punk. Seems very mainstream now.
 

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