Your Yearly Dementia Test ! (only 4 questions this year).

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Your Yearly Dementia Test ! (only 4 questions this year).




Yep, it's that time of year again for us to take our annual senior citizen test.


Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles.
As we grow older, it’s important to keep mentally alert.
If you don’t use it, you will lose it !!!


Here is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to your last test.
Some may think it is too easy, but the ones with memory problems may have difficulty.


Take this test to determine if you’re losing it or not.


The spaces below are so you don’t see the answers until you’ve answered.


OK, RELAX, clear your mind and begin.












#1. What do you put in a toaster ?






































Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast', just give up now and go do something else.


And, try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question #2.














# 2. Say 'silk' ten times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink ?






































Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question.


Your brain is already over-stressed and may even overheat.


Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature such as Women's Weekly or Auto World.


However, if you did say 'water', proceed to Question #3.


























# 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from ?














































Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.






If you said 'green bricks', why are you still reading this ??? PLEASE, go lie down !


















But, if you said 'glass,' go on to Question #4.






















# 4. Please do not use a calculator for this for it would be cheating:






You are driving a bus from New York City to Philadelphia.


In Staten Island, 17 people got on the bus.


In New Brunswick, 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on.


In Windsor, 2 people get off and 4 get on.


In Trenton, 11 people get off and 16 people get on.


In Bristol, 3 people get off and 5 people get on.


And, in Camden, 6 people get off and 3 get on.






You then arrive at Philadelphia Station.










Without going back to review, how old is the bus driver ?




















































Answer: Oh, for crying out loud !














Don't you remember your own age?!?! It was YOU driving the bus!




PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!
 
Well, one out of five isn't too bad. What? Ooops!
 
So that's a slice of toast and a glass of milk, for 26 passengers as they alight from a green line bus at the depot ?
 
Hmm...#2 got me. Thinking about retirement even more now :banana:
 
I'm hoping its down to me reading this half asleep but, how does that last question work out your age? :eek:
 
Gollom said:
Re-read first line of question - who was the driver..........? :wallbash: :doh: :D:bannana:

I know but I still don't get how it results in my age... Unless the one and only answer just happens to be my age? 32 :D :dk:
 
Come on Ash. :doh:

The numbers/sums have nothing to do with it. Just a decoy.

Question 4 is just asking the drivers age, (your age) which you already know, so you don't even need to do the sum.

Get it now? :D
 
Happytalk73 said:
Come on Ash. :doh: The numbers/sums have nothing to do with it. Just a decoy. Question 4 is just asking the drivers age, (your age) which you already know, so you don't even need to do the sum. Get it now? :D

I know that but they added up to 32 (my age) so it had me wondering lol
 
I know that but they added up to 32 (my age) so it had me wondering lol

Hehe. That's reminded me of our daughter. Last week just after we finished breakfast I told her to think of a number between 1-10, then go and write it on the chalk board in her room.

She came back in. I told her to double the number, 'OK Dad' then I told her to multiple it by 4, 'OK Dad'

Then I said 56, and the number on the board in your room is 7(Total 100% shot in the dark)

She ran off to tell mum that Dad was a genius. :D

She's since asked me if I have set up a hidden camera in her bedroom. :eek:
 

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