Spinal
MB Enthusiast
- Joined
- Sep 14, 2004
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- Location
- between Uxbridge and the Alps
- Car
- x254, G350, Duster, S320, Mach1, 900ss and a few more
A friend from the US sent me this... quite accurate I'de say...
Michele
from: http://www.lonelyplanet.com/bluelist/index.cfm?fa=main.rateListCheery Cockneys (London)
Dont believe the hype,Cockneys hate everyone,particularly foreigners,i.e. anyone from outside South East England.No local accent equals rip-off time,expect long Cab rides to cover short distances and short change from everywhere.
WorldGuide: London
English Heritage (England)
AS any Englishman will tell you we have a rich and proud history.However this is usually the extent of their knowledge and any further probing will lead to confusion and possible violence.Buy a guide book or ask a foriegn tourist.
WorldGuide: England
Talking About The Weather (England)
If you really must speak to the natives this is a safe bet.Please note however that the weather is always wrong,too hot,too cold,too wet,too dry e.t.c.A bit of mutual misery is the best way to bond with the average Brit.
WorldGuide: England
Americans In England (England)
Americans know that they`re loved and admired in Britain.Sadly most Brits are un-aware of this fact,we`ll happily rip you off but you`re probably more popular in Tripoli.
WorldGuide: England
Driving Rules (England)
The only driving rules are there are no driving rules,survival of the fittest,Darwin would have been proud.We used to sneer at Rome,be amazed at Manila,now we look on in admiration.
WorldGuide: England
What Not To Wear In Glasgow (Glasgow)
Glasgow is a very friendly city,un-like the rest of Britain they only hate each other and love everybody else.Research the various colours worn by local soccer teams,avoid these completely and you`ll have a great time.
WorldGuide: Glasgow
Welsh Heritage (Wales)
The Welsh are proud and knowledgeable about their heritage,if only they were understandable to the foreign ear all would be well.Leave the jokes about sheep to the English and others who,bizarrely,enjoy violence.
WorldGuide: Wales
London (London)
London is a very cosmopolitan city,or as the English put it,"full of ****ing foreigners".By day English people fleece tourists and run businesses,by night illegal immigrants clean up after them.See the sights then leave quickly.
WorldGuide: London
Scousers (Liverpool)
Scousers are great,they`ll laugh,joke and you`ll feel like a friend within minutes.You almost dont begrudge them lifting your wallet as it was done in such a charming way.
WorldGuide: Liverpool
Heathrow Airport (London)
Over-flowing toilets,the suprise of seeing the famous "un-armed Bobby" patrolling with a machine gun,the dirt,the chaos the rude catering staff,truly the Gateway to England.Take photos,your friends wont believe you otherwise.
Michele
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