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Normally I wouldnt post a number plate but this is so typical of the SMS generation.

Waiting at traffic lights in Lane 1 of a dual carriageway today. The road eventually merges into a single carriage way ahead as the road narrows and a cycle lane begins. Bloke in his Micra is in Lane 2. Behind him is a traffic cop (C320 with nice styling :p). Lights change. Me in "Saint...