brucemillar
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Was you mate called Dave?I was once rebuilding a Stage 2 Mini A Series engine. I'd done it a few times and was a dab hand. And as engines go, short of two stroke, it's as simple as they come. It's just about being very methodical on the strip down and then very methodical on the subsequent rebuild.
Anyway, a bored mate of mine had rocked up to watch and started to plead with me to let him do something, anything. Reluctantly I pointed him at the oil filter housing and off he set.
Roll forward a day or so. The build's been done, the engine's back in, everything is plumbed in/connected so I make sure the plug leads are off and go to crank it to build some oil pressure. Its at zero. I check the gauge and the connectors. Check the feed pipe. look for other leaks. Double check the oil level.....and nothing obvious. Cranked it a few more times to no avail.
With a heavy heart I started to disconnect everything (ie carb, manifold, engine mounts, driveshafts, fuel line, cooling system, etc etc etc. Listed the bloody engine out again, split the timing chain, tool the rocker cover off and then the head. Checked all the oil galleries. Nothing. Opened up the bottom end, looked forlornly at the newly reground crank and still nothing.
And then the oil filter caught my eye. Oh no. Surely not......took the filter off, loosened the first bolt then the second, took housing off and looked inside. Out fell the little pressure spring. Without the sodding little ball bearing that closed off the oil flow when cold staring.
The dozy sod. All he had was two bolts, one housing, one gasket, one spring and one ball bearing to cope with. And he forgot the fricking ball bearing.
AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Needles to say my mate NEVER got go anywhere near any of my cars after that.