Recent content by ClaireML

ROFL. Really excellent joke. Thanks. Would have given you a rep point but apparently I have to spread it around a bit first - the mind boggles!!! :confused:

Well done for typing that all out - you've got too much time on your hands!!! My fave was Charley Farly and Piggy Malone. I can still see those dead yokels with the pieces of string tied round their ankles. Ronnie Barker used to live down the road from me in Littlehampton. The shop round...

Very annoying! How does he do it? I'm sure someone must have the mathematical answer

We own a building company and planning departments are never helpful! In our area conservatories don't require planning permission unless they are over a certain size, can't remember how big bit I think it's pretty large.

Caitlin sounds like a very clever young lady! My nine year old girl absolutely hates boys (at the mo!), she has a t-shirt with a picture of a factory called 'the stupid factory' and underneath it says 'where boys are made!' She wears it all the time, much to her 12 year old brother's digust!

Rocketing Rabbit? Isn't that something you can purchase at all reputable 'Private' shops????

Thanks Pammy. The second one is the one I've got. Here's another very non pc joke - please do not read if you think you may be offended. Reuters News Flash:- New Orleans disaster caused by Iraqi Suicide Plumber. There must be some good 'Ashes' jokes going around - anybody got any?

Love the joke. Has anyone been sent the mocked up photo of George Bush and his Dad 'on holiday'? I'm not sure how to post a link but basically it's a piccie of them fishing from a small boat and holding up their latest catch, smiling at the cameras. The boat is actually on a flooded street...

Have ordered a Dieselguard. Thanks for the link.

Have you seen the state of Freddie Flintoff in the papers this morning? I'm a thinking he's been celebrating non-stop since 6.30pm Monday evening. Can't say I blame him though. Well done lads!

Received a cheque for £200 from BP which covered the insurance excess. I was very lucky really. Every time I fill up now I check over and over again that I have the correct pump in my hands. Mind you, all the petrol stations around here only have diesel at the mo anyway!

My car CD player alternates between Muse 'Absolution' and 'We Love Life' compilation, depending on what mood I'm in. The Muse album is probably my favourite album ever - but it's not to everyone's taste.

Only 170 calories in a pint of guinness. So in fact you can have approx 3 and a half pints of guinness instead of a roast on Sunday. 5, if you miss the spotted **** and custard too! Bet I've made your day!

Another thing which really makes me laugh in 'the battle of the sexes'. Check to see what different 'favourites' men and women have on their homepage. I've got - Tesco's, Lloyds TSB, Flybe.com, Cbeebies (for 4 year old son) and Virgin Wines. He's got - Loaded Magazine (for himself and...

How do you keep a man from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder 'instruction manuals'. I'm gonna do this. My hubby is always standing over my shoulder when I'm replying to e-mails - checking up on me I'm sure!