droppings

When at my Holliday home in Lincolnshire I get sticky dust, and bird poo on my car, its driving me mad, what's the best way to clean it off so it doesn't scratch, Please don't say cover it as it's not an option.

Has anyone got some advise on bird droppings that has marked the paint about the size of a large thumb mark at the top of the door on my lovely CLK. The car is black which must be the worst colour to show any type of blemish and so far I have tried a little Tcut, then rewaxed that area but still...

Hi guys, Need help!!! Have any of you seen tailpipe droppings I've been getting on my driveway. It occurs overnight. Its watery and black-green-bluish in colour but becomes powdery when dries. I'm using my exported C220 CDi ( W203 UK Spec) in the far east where its fairly humid, but...