Borked

[Rashman]

Excuse my ignorance, but what the hell does "BORKED" mean??

When I open some threads on my iPhone, where people have posted up videos, I find there is no video, just the word "BORKED"?!

 

[GreetMe]

It usually means that something isn't working, as in, "My Airmatic suspension is borked."

 

[Sp!ke]

It just means it failed to get the photo..

Its probably due to your poor handset choice.

 

[SavMan]

Broken - Not working

 

[Rashman]

It usually means that something isn't working, as in, "My Airmatic suspension is borked."

Ahhh, I see.

 

[Rashman]

....

Its probably due to your poor handset choice.

Lol!

Oi!

 

[Rashman]

Broken - Not working

Hey Paul,

Ok cheers.

I've been checking in on your mild rolleyes upgrade thread.. Very nice bud

 

[Frugal]

It usually means that something isn't working, as in, "My Airmatic suspension is borked."

+1

Type 'bork' (or any other expression of contemporary argot) into this online dictionary for your answer: http://www.urbandictionary.com/

 

[Rashman]

+1

Type 'bork' (or any other expression of contemporary argot) into this online dictionary for your answer: http://www.urbandictionary.com/

"+1".... Does that mean that there are 2 of you with "borked" airmatic suspension?

Thanks for the urban dictionary link

 

[Troon]

Should have searched, as this question has been asked before:

http://www.mbclub.co.uk/forums/ot-off-topic-forums/125270-what-borked.html

 

[Rashman]

Should have searched, as this question has been asked before:

http://www.mbclub.co.uk/forums/ot-off-topic-forums/125270-what-borked.html

Oopsie.

 

[Deleted member 65149]

Apparently BORKED also means having fallen for all the iPhone/iPad/iPissmymoneyaway hype that forces people to buy Emperor's new clothes that don't even fit.

 

[Rashman]

Apparently BORKED also means having fallen for all the iPhone/iPad/iPissmymoneyaway hype that forces people to buy Emperor's new clothes that don't even fit.

Hahaha!

However, you'll be pleased to know that I didn't pay for it.

 

[Sp!ke]

Hahaha!

However, you'll be pleased to know that I didn't pay for it.

well you're certainly paying for it now

 

[pipmk]

Just another invented word so middle age men can pretend to be up to date. See also "going forward" "fit for purpose" " ramped up" "fully loaded".
Very sad.

 

[st4]

Apparently BORKED also means having fallen for all the iPhone/iPad/iPissmymoneyaway hype that forces people to buy Emperor's new clothes that don't even fit.

I love apple

 

[whitenemesis]

I love apple

Is that with custard or cream?

 

[Rashman]

well you're certainly paying for it now

Hahaha... yes, it would appear so, yes.

 

[tonysurf]

Along the same lines, women in pub last week said to barman " Can I get a large Pinot" He replied that she was not allowed behind the bar, but he would be willing to serve her the requested drink.

 

[redbaron]

I just find the jealousy flowing from a MOD who cant afford an iPhone quite amusing.


Get a proper job then.