I have done it 4 times. Twice with a renault 5 GTT and then another two with a saab 9000. It is a great trip but I only did it with the sole aim of getting to greece hence driving long hours and not many stops. Really easy too, even without a GPS at the time. Mark the cities you want and just follow the road signs.
- I usually set off in the morning on a Thursday then drive to dover.
Cross to Calais about mid day, the earlier the better.
Drive solid towards, Lille, Reims then towards Strasbourg or even better towards Nancy through epinal (twisty roads a pleasure but with plenty of trucks to overtake) and after towards Basel (also known as Bale) you should be there for 9pm.
- Sleep in Basel for the night, plenty of hotels including a Formule 1 which is dead cheap.
- Set off early in the morning and head towards Luzern and Lugano (you will need to pay swiss road tax) although I got lost once turned in another roundabout in Basel and then ended up in switzerland without crossing the main toll point so avoided paying tax.
- After Lugano you should see signs to follow towards Milan, where the border to Italy is. After that you follow towards, Bologna and Rimini and I then went for Ancona.
- I was in Ancona at 5pm on the Friday. There is a boat later in the afternoon and will get you to Patras, Greece on Saturday. Minoan and Superfast are greatly equiped and fast, although the tickets are not that cheap and you will need overnight stay - chose cabin or bus style seats.
The drive from the North of Italy to Brindesi is very long 7hrs I think and then the boats from Brindesi to Igoumenitsa are old and very crowdy.
On the way back make sure you stop at lake como as it is beautifull. Just check the cities I gave you as I am not sure if they are on the right order, but seeing them on a map you will get the idea.
I am jealous as it will be a dream come true when I do it next in the 55 with a bikini on the front to avoid stonechips and flies. You will laugh at the car once in Greece as it would have acquired a beard.