her heads jammed

[mark.t]

just reading the "where i park thread" and it made me think of the time i was parked at the top shops, the bays are diganol and each car pulls a little further in this old dear parks her car even more diganol next to mine her drivers door near my front wheels, just as iam about to reverse,full right hand lock down, look forward again and shes trying to squeeze out just got her head through the door near the roof, "shit" i think she can not be trying to get out theres no room, well i put full left hand lock on to bring my front end away from her open door well you know the lock on a 210, she stopped moving? head clamped between the door and the roof she was that close my wheel had actually pushed her door inward , i didnt know what was happening at the time i just looked at her with this grimmiss on her face,ever so slowley took off left hand lock and waited for her to squeeze out best laugh iv had in a long while and she wasnt hert to much just a scuff mark on her drivers door

 

[mapleleaf]

top shops? diagonal parking?

sounds like a nice part of middlton to me. If so, I know exactly what you mean

 

[Shude]

sounds like a nice part of middlton to me. If so, I know exactly what you mean

Where abouts in Middleton? That's not the carpark around the back of the shopping centre, opposite McBrides (where I worked a few years ago) is it?

I don't like parking there, a friend of mine parked there a few years ago and some little cherubs dropped bricks on the cars for a laugh, from the top of the raised carpark. His roof was a mess!

 

[mercmanuk]

top shops diagnal parking sounds like mainway???too many women drivers with fancy cars and too much money ,dont care about anyone elses car

 

[mark.t]

well done

well done, no prize for guessing where, shude just a few miles out but in the right ball park

 

[mapleleaf]

:bannana:

 

[mapleleaf]

top shops diagnal parking sounds like mainway???too many women drivers with fancy cars and too much money ,dont care about anyone elses car

Now now Baz, thats a tad sexist dont you think !

My wife has been known to use those shops and she drives a "fancy" ML .

She is the most considerate driver I Know .. and IMHO irritatingly so when I'm with her.

I reckon Pammy might have something to say as well. Unless you dont consider the SLK a fancy car?

 

[mercmanuk]

sexist

me sexist,why do women have small feet?,to get closer to the sink...i dont know the meaning of the word sexist,its just ive seen women driving nice cars and they dont seem to be as aware as men,kids need droping outside the school gates,they are late for the hair appointment,just stop in the road and hold up all the other traffic,its a competition who drops off the kids in the nicest car,who's got the gucci bag etc...sorry please stop me i could go on all day,its steve's fault!

 

[pammy]

I reckon Pammy might have something to say as well. Unless you dont consider the SLK a fancy car?

I refuse to bite

 

[mapleleaf]

Baz

LOL