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Hello... sorry for this unusual post; but I'm in an IT ... fix here. My left arm is handcuffed to an empty 42u swerver rack and I'm having some trouble getting free... ideas or should is start calling csg?
michele
 
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Send us a picture of yourself and then we'll decide what to do with you :)

What tools do you have to hand :p

Actually removing handcuffs is not that hard. If you have a small penknife of something thin and flat you can insert it into the cuff where the ratchet mechanism is and release it. With practice and the correct tool (mini swiss army knife blade) you can uncuff yourseolf in seconds.
 
uhmm... no knifes... i am currently doing some funky contorsions of the floor trying to look for paperclips; im sure that by now security noticed me doing something strange... why arent they acting
 
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FREE!!! Csg (computer support group) came in laughing (with a paperclip!)... apparently they were watching on the security camera... so much for fast tech support... now I must find Shirley... will post more info as soon as I find her...
 
Do you want one of us to email security?

Sounds like your IT dept are busy :)
 
carefull

If your going looking for shirley does that mean she is about to be handcuffed - could get you in LOTS of trouble - lol :o
 
Begs the question.... what was Shirley doing with handcuffs anyway?

{edit} i happen to sell a complete range of handcuffs (just incase you wish to get your own back)
 
Sp!ke, why do you sell 'a complete range of handcuffs' ;)

Is there something we should know ........ :eek:
 
Spinal said:
Hello... sorry for this unusual post; but I'm in an IT ... fix here. My left arm is handcuffed to an empty 42u swerver rack and I'm having some trouble getting free... ideas or should is start calling csg?
michele

what part of the rack are you handcuffed to ?
 
HAH! I got my own back :D

These were my handcuffs in the first place :P

Ok, I'll start from the beginning now that I can type (but still can't spell :P).

I did a group project with Tinmg (a chinese friend) and James (a british friend) they couldn't stnad each other, and quarrelled all day on which subroutine of C to use to program (a mini operating system at the time). Anyways, now were doing a new project, and we are working closely with another group. In my group, we have ting. In the other, we have James and shirly and several other ladies.

So my bright idea: I was to bring some handcuffs I had and (with shirleys aid) handcuff james to ting for a couple of hours. They would either learn to work together or bite the others arm off... Well, james didnt take it well, and we only managed to handcuff him to himself. He got mad at shirly, and shirly at me. She tried handcuffing herself to me, but ended up handcuffing me to an empty server rack (with james' help). They then walked out of the room, (I have found out they were waiting just outside the room and stopped CSG from coming in nearly immediately - csg were out there watching too :angry: )

Now when I got freed I closed one cuff around my arm and managed to cuff shirly to me. I then picked her up, slung her over my shoulder (potato bag style) and walked around the computer labs looking for her friend that still had the key... I managed to get a cuff off me at the end, and cuffed her to the bottom of a swively chair. She sat there a bit until her friend found her and unlocked her; at which point she ran at me with the cuffs and got stopped by a lecturer complaining that he was trying to work and if we wanted to play we should go outside... oops :P

Ah well, we managed to get sort of kicked out of the department ... hehehe, security didn't seem to care, so here I am typing out this soap opera.

Now let me ask you this, how many "wolk places" (ok colleges) allow you to make such mess when people are working and still just laugh? :D

Michele

quick edit before i goto my interview; Spike, do you have some double locking, hinged, non-reflective (usually these are black or camo powder coated) cuffs?
 
Spinal said:
HAH! I got my own back :D

These were my handcuffs in the first place :P

Ok, I'll start from the beginning now that I can type (but still can't spell :P).

I did a group project with Tinmg (a chinese friend) and James (a british friend) they couldn't stnad each other, and quarrelled all day on which subroutine of C to use to program (a mini operating system at the time). Anyways, now were doing a new project, and we are working closely with another group. In my group, we have ting. In the other, we have James and shirly and several other ladies.

So my bright idea: I was to bring some handcuffs I had and (with shirleys aid) handcuff james to ting for a couple of hours. They would either learn to work together or bite the others arm off... Well, james didnt take it well, and we only managed to handcuff him to himself. He got mad at shirly, and shirly at me. She tried handcuffing herself to me, but ended up handcuffing me to an empty server rack (with james' help). They then walked out of the room, (I have found out they were waiting just outside the room and stopped CSG from coming in nearly immediately - csg were out there watching too :angry: )

Now when I got freed I closed one cuff around my arm and managed to cuff shirly to me. I then picked her up, slung her over my shoulder (potato bag style) and walked around the computer labs looking for her friend that still had the key... I managed to get a cuff off me at the end, and cuffed her to the bottom of a swively chair. She sat there a bit until her friend found her and unlocked her; at which point she ran at me with the cuffs and got stopped by a lecturer complaining that he was trying to work and if we wanted to play we should go outside... oops :P

Ah well, we managed to get sort of kicked out of the department ... hehehe, security didn't seem to care, so here I am typing out this soap opera.

Now let me ask you this, how many "wolk places" (ok colleges) allow you to make such mess when people are working and still just laugh? :D

Michele

quick edit before i goto my interview; Spike, do you have some double locking, hinged, non-reflective (usually these are black or camo powder coated) cuffs?

What a bizare place you must work in. Sounds like you have a lot of fun!
 
Where are the pictures???
 
Spinal said:
HAH! I got my own back :D

These were my handcuffs in the first place :P

Ok, I'll start from the beginning now that I can type (but still can't spell :P).

I did a group project with Tinmg (a chinese friend) and James (a british friend) they couldn't stnad each other, and quarrelled all day on which subroutine of C to use to program (a mini operating system at the time). Anyways, now were doing a new project, and we are working closely with another group. In my group, we have ting. In the other, we have James and shirly and several other ladies.

So my bright idea: I was to bring some handcuffs I had and (with shirleys aid) handcuff james to ting for a couple of hours. They would either learn to work together or bite the others arm off... Well, james didnt take it well, and we only managed to handcuff him to himself. He got mad at shirly, and shirly at me. She tried handcuffing herself to me, but ended up handcuffing me to an empty server rack (with james' help). They then walked out of the room, (I have found out they were waiting just outside the room and stopped CSG from coming in nearly immediately - csg were out there watching too :angry: )

Now when I got freed I closed one cuff around my arm and managed to cuff shirly to me. I then picked her up, slung her over my shoulder (potato bag style) and walked around the computer labs looking for her friend that still had the key... I managed to get a cuff off me at the end, and cuffed her to the bottom of a swively chair. She sat there a bit until her friend found her and unlocked her; at which point she ran at me with the cuffs and got stopped by a lecturer complaining that he was trying to work and if we wanted to play we should go outside... oops :P

Ah well, we managed to get sort of kicked out of the department ... hehehe, security didn't seem to care, so here I am typing out this soap opera.

Now let me ask you this, how many "wolk places" (ok colleges) allow you to make such mess when people are working and still just laugh? :D

Michele

quick edit before i goto my interview; Spike, do you have some double locking, hinged, non-reflective (usually these are black or camo powder coated) cuffs?

*Sigh*

How I miss Uni :rolleyes:
 
Alfie said:
What a bizare place you must work in. Sounds like you have a lot of fun!


Work? Who said I do anything? :P Its Imperial College, work is optional :p

On a more serious note though, its a great place; heavy workload, but its fun and they do close an eye when you handcuff someone to a chair...

I have since chatted to shilys friends, and all the pics we came up with (mine and hers) are all blurred. I did try to take a movie on my phone, but can't find it. Ill search the phone properly as soon as I get home, if you want I can upload blurred pics, kinda looks like a girl dancing with a hand close to the wheels of a chair...

Michele
 
I'd be more interested to see how u slung shirly over your shoulder like a potato sack!

on second thoughts.. maybe not :)
 

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