fredfloggle
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Well , Holy Moly , there was Fred thinking he had paid good money for a nice car - I've always wanted a Merc , and after having a drive of a diesel 203 coupe I fancied one . After all , it's a merc , and having owned diesels for about 6000 years and looked after them myself , I figure I know the rules . This one has 65 clicks on the clock , a FMBSH and is quite a nice looking car - then look deeper , the paint is falling off , the 'box is quite erratic in its performance - so much for adaptive , I either get thrown through the windscreen leaving a parking space or rammed by an eight wheeler leaving a roundabout - now , the fricking thing thinks it is a christmas tree , after a f4nny wobble about 3 weeks ago when it thought it was a twin tub washing machine and flashed all of its BAS/ABS warnings on at the same time , a fault I understand to be due to the stop light switch , and has since decided it doesn't exist - my venerable , or should I say venereal vehicle has decided to have an SRS fault ( or is that an 4RSE fault?) . Well , I suppose I should have realised that my wife shouldn't have attempted to use the vehicle at the same time as me - God forbid what would have happened if the Dustbins had got in at the same time , it would have probably erupted .
Well , since the poor burgers at a well know car sales whorehouse , sorry , warehouse have agreed that this one may possibly be down to them , I'll let our knowledgable friends at Merc Star have a shot a sorting it , the fault won't clear down with "normal means" , and I don't reckon that dropping the sump or removing other hardware is necessary to clear a spurious fault ( which is all this can be on a less than 3 YO quality vehicle can be - unless , of course , some of the peeling paint has fell in a critical connection) - I discounted some of the stories I heard about MB - , after all , having owned an import Mitsi Pajero D for about 4000 years with no problem , I put these spurious reports down to jealousy or some other excuse - but now if I have problems with excess smoke in 3 years time , I can't just put the pump back a quarter of a turn and pass the MOT - , I have to weld up exhaust ports .
Someone , please tell meI am wrong about my little treasure......
Well , since the poor burgers at a well know car sales whorehouse , sorry , warehouse have agreed that this one may possibly be down to them , I'll let our knowledgable friends at Merc Star have a shot a sorting it , the fault won't clear down with "normal means" , and I don't reckon that dropping the sump or removing other hardware is necessary to clear a spurious fault ( which is all this can be on a less than 3 YO quality vehicle can be - unless , of course , some of the peeling paint has fell in a critical connection) - I discounted some of the stories I heard about MB - , after all , having owned an import Mitsi Pajero D for about 4000 years with no problem , I put these spurious reports down to jealousy or some other excuse - but now if I have problems with excess smoke in 3 years time , I can't just put the pump back a quarter of a turn and pass the MOT - , I have to weld up exhaust ports .
Someone , please tell meI am wrong about my little treasure......