adam1
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just read this on a BMW forum.
A couple were invited to a swanky masked fancy dress Halloween party.
The wife got a terrible headache and told her Husband to go to the
party alone.
He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said
she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need
for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away
he went.
His wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without
pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party.
As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching
her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the
party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the
dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little
feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being
a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and
devoted his time to her.
She let him go as far as he wished, naturally,since he was her
husband. After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in
her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and
had passionate intercourse in the back seat.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I
got there, I met Pete, Bill And some other guys, so we went into the spare
room and played poker all evening."
"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
To which the husband replied,
"Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time of his life. !!!!!!
A couple were invited to a swanky masked fancy dress Halloween party.
The wife got a terrible headache and told her Husband to go to the
party alone.
He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said
she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need
for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away
he went.
His wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without
pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party.
As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching
her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the
party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the
dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little
feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being
a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and
devoted his time to her.
She let him go as far as he wished, naturally,since he was her
husband. After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in
her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and
had passionate intercourse in the back seat.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I
got there, I met Pete, Bill And some other guys, so we went into the spare
room and played poker all evening."
"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
To which the husband replied,
"Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time of his life. !!!!!!
