Booked my Ticket for "Looby Loo Land"

[John N]

My car is booked in for a Steering Software Recall this week, it hasn't been washed for at least 5 Weeks, but in my defence it hasn't been used much either! Got up yesterday, plugged in the Pressure Washer, Snow Foam and Wheel Cleaner applied, only to discover that the Pressure Washer was only delivering around Half Pressure, gave up in disgust! Sourced another Washer, so up a "Crack Of Sparrers" this morning to do a good Wash before the Sun gets too hot, all done by 09:30, annoyed a few Neighbours, but decided it was in good retaliation to the bloke across the road who is having an Extension Built, no problems with the Building Work, but the Skip arriving and being taken away a 06:30 gets on your tits!

What to do for the rest of the Day?, Read the Paper, REMOVED had Lunch, read a Book and got changed, just checking my E Mails and noticed the Car is Booked in at 15:00 TOMORROW!

Here we Go Looby Loo, Here we go Looby Lie!

 

[SpikyMikey]

My car is booked in for a Steering Software Recall this week, it hasn't been washed for at least 5 Weeks, but in my defence it hasn't been used much either! Got up yesterday, plugged in the Pressure Washer, Snow Foam and Wheel Cleaner applied, only to discover that the Pressure Washer was only delivering around Half Pressure, gave up in disgust! Sourced another Washer, so up a "Crack Of Sparrers" this morning to do a good Wash before the Sun gets too hot, all done by 09:30, annoyed a few Neighbours, but decided it was in good retaliation to the bloke across the road who is having an Extension Built, no problems with the Building Work, but the Skip arriving and being taken away a 06:30 gets on your tits!

What to do for the rest of the Day?, Read the Paper, REMOVED, had Lunch, read a Book and got changed, just checking my E Mails and noticed the Car is Booked in at 15:00 TOMORROW!

Here we Go Looby Loo, Here we go Looby Lie!

Time for another pint of The Milk Of Amnesia?

 

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[Gollom]

You washed your car to take it in for a service? Above & Beyond Sir!!!

 

[HappytalkAgain]

You washed your car to take it in for a service? Above & Beyond Sir!!!

I thought everyone did that

 

[zipdip]

A bit like changing your pants when going to the doctor

 

[Gollom]

A bit like changing your pants when going to the doctor

Or cleaning one's house when one's cleaner is due?

 

[HappytalkAgain]

Or cleaning one's house when one's cleaner is due?

No. That’s like wiping your ar5e before you have a Sh!t

 

[SpikyMikey]

I thought everyone did that

Yep - prior to littering the interior with "DO NOT WASH!!!!!!!!!!!!" signs.

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

Yep - prior to littering the interior with "DO NOT WASH!!!!!!!!!!!!" signs.

Drivers headrest, rear view mirror and passenger grab handle (or sun visor) are my standard locations for such signage.

 

[SpikyMikey]

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Drivers headrest, rear view mirror and passenger grab handle (or sun visor) are my standard locations for such signage.

Post-It note on the service book (our SEAT still has one of these rare items) and a tag on the key also

 

[John N]

Had the recall work carried out, it took at most 15 minutes, the other 50 minutes were taken up in raising the car on a lift and videoing the underneath with comments regarding the state and health of the Chassis, Exhaust and Tyres!